meme magic has jumped the tracks

its tearing reality apart

the coincidences are on our side now

I don't even know how it works at this point

I just know it's working

cornbread is delish

red beans and rice with cornbread and greens mmmm

i have that meal like once a month

it's so good

>“Do not impose on other countries, especially us. Why don’t you mind your own business? Why do you have to fuck with us, goddamn it?”
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/781354/Philippine-President-swears-European-Union-death-penalty

https://www.paul.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/ObamacareReplacementActSections.pdf

manila is a fucking warzone man

well it's filled with spic insect "people"

so, not surprising TBH

yeah

i live near an entire fucking city filled with those subhumans

they are fucking FILTHY

What people don't realize is that dutertes "war on drugs" is also a war on the huge Islamic extremist faction they have there

we call it little manilla

probably most people TBH

@serbiandeathsquad yeah, similar to what modi did when he was a provincial governor

I don't think many people realize islam is in flipland, they think it's still all catholic

there was a group of sikhs that went full fash against the hajjis and modi was just like "oh well, too bad, government cant do anything about it"

and now the provinces is much nicer lol

Duterte will be the next Pinochet

as in fixing his country?

I think he's already started down that path

Helicopters and all

he has literal death squads and is taking shit from nearly every country that speaks out

nobody's supporting him officially

and he's telling the UN to fuck off

He is doing what we should be doing right now

I like the moto death squad aesthetic

dare I say, even more than helicopters

its definitely better than helis

i ride motorcycles, I don't fly spinning death traps

the jin roh deathsquad aesthetic is so much better than helis

have you seen a pic of these guys?

You could be quite an effective gunman facing rearward like the cameramen do in bike races

a few mods to accomodate that position

motorcycles can go almost anywhere

this is the only pic I can find of him on a bike
http://pinoyridersemirates.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/061c.jpg

@YUGE I like where you head is at

not a very good look, tbh duterte

White Sharia moto death squads

I've been riding for like 15 years, I've had some time to think of specific use cases

don't fuck with this dude
http://pinoytrending.altervista.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/13726564_1734752486782873_8601360803375614969_n.jpg

BMW R1200GSA with rifle scabbard and a pannier packed with extra ammo

Sidecar option available

http://www.broadbenthams.com/Hickory-Bacon-Slab-p4-5-Lbs_p/productinfo/101/

>Assailants were generally paid between 5,000 and 50,000 pesos (US$114 – US$1,147) for an assassination, depending on individual involved.

damn life is cheap in flipland

too big TBH

BMW needs to put thier fucking bikes on a diet

I don't want to manage 550lbs on single track

I CAN, I don't want to

reeeee

We talking off road or suburbia here?

I wish KTM would make a real <1000cc vtwin adventure bike with 250 miles range and sub 400lb weight

well if you're going to be chasing criminals, you gotta assume no roads

ever ridden a dual sport properly sprung/valved for your weight?

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyL03NMuqSjMFbp9Vjy7lH92fY_xnxPEufGaL95pd-JHPJ6YD7pA

They did

@YUGE yes I have and do. I daily ride a BMW F650GS Dakar with a tuned suspension

Have a BETA 525RR for the single track stuff

oh noice

I may or may not know where this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYu7DQn5vAI

I have a KTM 640 enduro and BMW k1100rs

http://speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.3832/modern-art-man-screaming-for-2-5-hours.html?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=socialnetwork

Fuck yeah

Mattress Man

12"+ of suspension properly sprung and valved makes you feel like fucking superman

@YUGE I was torn between the KTM and the BMW

you made the right choice

unfortunately

I wish KTMs weren't a giant fucking headache to own

That's the impression I get

but they are "ready to race" in the sense that they're always broken

but when they run right

w e w l a d

The BMW has been solid. Just had to sort out a few electric things here and there.

it's almost werf it

i wouldn't own one as an only bike

But it is a 2001 so I expected as much

I bought mine to go camping on, I've never left cell signal

Hahaha

I don't trust it for a second

but I still own it, so that tells you something I guess

My buddy has 3 KTM 640's and he loves his

the newer ones are even nicer, better suspension and less weight

After he rebuild them all from the frame up to fix all of ktms mistakes

my buddy had a 350 exc

holy shit

@YUGE not only did rockefeller die on barrons Bday, but its also world frog day

I haven't had the chance to do that to mine, but that's what you need to do TBH

what the fuck is going on

we've lost control of the meme magic

but it's ok