but spelled backwards

Yeah

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Racecar

Vroom

Speed

I entered the chat and saw dstar be like "i am totally not pregnant" and the first thing i thought was mpreg <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

What is wrong with me <:SadPepe:801485397678489660> <:SadPepe:801485397678489660> <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

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shaddup dyno

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Thats for that 😉

I'm not preganagnnet either <:KekFull:802560939500503041>

I saw an infographic for mpreg okay <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

my gender is vinegar, pronouns dixon/cider

Is that even possible?

Bruh

no

How would mpreg even work?

mpreg? don't tell me what I think it is

Sup Lazy

jake 👋

in the case of seahorses, the female lays her eggs into the male and he "gives birth" to the babies

Also im pretty sure it is what you are thinking

https://tenor.com/view/victorious-ariana-grande-cat-valentine-idk-i-dont-know-gif-5424407

https://tenor.com/view/glare-scowl-annoyed-ron-swanson-parks-and-rec-gif-4601682

No. The infographic included proposed change to the male biology

Oh my God

Wtf was that?

bruh that is cursed

that looked weird...

excuse me

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That was weird

Was it cumming or something?

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no

Luckily (or unluckily) i did not save it to show y'all the crazy thing

I'mma go jump into a volcano

it was giving birth

anyone want to join?

It was a male seahorse giving,birth

No <:Teeth:798301808996384828>

✨ biology ✨

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Yeah kinda <:Teeth:798301808996384828> you got the gist

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I mean its strange, but real

some fish can change the sex, but those fish are the exception not the norm

Think of mpreg as male seahorse but for human <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

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where does the baby come out?

Me

The pee pee

https://tenor.com/view/crash-tf2-cliff-car-soldier-gif-17956696

Uh..

Ok time to move on

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yeah

I can imagine that horrible family guy episode

Yeah..

seriously that was among one of the worst episodes I watched

That has to be extremely painful not that i think about it

https://tenor.com/view/when-you-realize-tomorrow-is-monday-serious-dog-omg-drop-gif-15086372

Drop it

Cant remember <:SadPepe:801485397678489660> but i think in the alternate biology male is supposed to develop their own birth canal or something

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Anyway

I'm just casually gonna vomit

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https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

I think sticking your hand in a woodchipper would be a more pleasant experience

Maybe

Probably

So my history teacher is a liberal and it shows in his teaching

https://tenor.com/view/death-stare-black-snake-moan-samuel-l-jackson-shocked-wide-eye-gif-14648637

How wonderful

and he was excited for the impeachment trial and made many assertions

and that's coming from a woman who nearly sliced her pinky off with a hedge trimmer

he didn't even say "alleged insurrection"

My teachers dont tell anyone their politics which is a good thing

he seems to believe anything from the news is considered to be "facts"

At least he didn't say ere.. nvm <:Cringe:809660045309902878>

Most of the kids are liberals though

aw that is too bad soul 😦

it's so cold even the squirrels are like "Damn son, not even food is worth going out there"

<:weirdpepe:803800661933555714> he didn't say who he supports but he's clearly antiTrump and it shows

also I'm casually looking at other peoples answers so I can be "inspired from them"

and today he was kinda delirious that Trump was acquitted

Is this the "independent" dude?

he was talking about the irony and unfairness that Mitch McConnel said that Trump was guilty but voted to acquit him

He probably said that

I love how Trump's lawyer is the traitor, not the prosecutors who falsified evidence, in a high end federal court case

becasue logic amiright?

<:weirdpepe:803800661933555714> My history teacher was also going on about how the trial should've taken place from Jan 13-19

is he grading it?

I don't know when he was impeached but there's this thing called a "process" and "building a legal defense"