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2018-07-14 20:50:02 UTC


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2018-07-14 22:00:11 UTC

When two wrongs make a right.

2018-07-14 22:00:55 UTC

I was told that doesn't happen. Ergo, fake news

2018-07-15 01:38:25 UTC

I was at #tokyointulsa

2018-07-15 03:06:59 UTC

@King Canuck that sounds fake af

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2018-07-15 03:54:11 UTC

Work. Liberty. Justice.

2018-07-15 04:22:19 UTC

Hey guys guess what

2018-07-15 04:22:35 UTC

I'm the King of Mars now.

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2018-07-15 04:22:41 UTC

All of it

2018-07-15 04:22:51 UTC

see that red rock in space?

2018-07-15 04:22:55 UTC

Someone owns it.

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2018-07-15 04:23:01 UTC

I own it

2018-07-15 04:23:23 UTC

I own all of Mars

2018-07-15 04:23:39 UTC

Cool Dugamar, you going to tax NASA when they park there?

2018-07-15 04:23:59 UTC

If you intend to land on Mars, I expect to be paid a 40 million dollar Martian Visitor Fee

2018-07-15 04:24:31 UTC

That fee is on an individual basis

2018-07-15 04:38:49 UTC

"These neoliberal revisionists thrive on the spectacle of their smartness and the visibility of their mainstream status – yet rarely, if ever, have they said a mumbling word about what would have concerned King, such as US drone strikes, house raids, and torture sites, or raised their voices about escalating inequality, poverty or Wall Street domination under neoliberal administrations – be the president white or black."

2018-07-15 05:27:04 UTC

Wtf how did you get my flag with the extra bit inside the cog

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2018-07-15 09:28:37 UTC

These tests are stupid, the questions have so little nuance to them...

2018-07-15 09:28:50 UTC

I suppose them being simple is the point

2018-07-15 09:39:22 UTC

yeah, I noticed that too. The main problem I had is that a lot of them are highly context dependent, something like "It is merit that explains differences of wealth between two individuals.".
Compared to what? Depending on if I happen to live in a rather corrupt country or a more egalitarian one, the "correct" answer to that will wary wildly, in some places being the right skin color or being the boss's niece IS more important than merit.

Or this one: "The influence of religion should decrease."
Where I live, the influence of religion is already pretty minimal and it's on a level where I'm quite alright with it acting as a bit of a political buffer, but there are other places where religion has too much influence. Hypothetically places where it has too little, too, I suppose.

2018-07-15 09:46:24 UTC

Man, I just can't keep up with all these new gender identity flags

2018-07-15 11:31:48 UTC

Lmao right in the center on the progressive/conservative axis

2018-07-15 12:14:07 UTC

sounds alt-right to me

β€œwomen are dying because democrats are losing”
wat even

2018-07-15 14:52:33 UTC

He implied that reducing obamacare was causing that

2018-07-15 14:52:58 UTC

But that isn't a good enough title. So they used a stupid phrase

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2018-07-15 17:20:17 UTC

double gay makes a straight

2018-07-15 17:20:26 UTC

too bad i'm triple gay :(

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2018-07-15 17:31:57 UTC

Selling Tesla stock is like cutting off your nose to spite your face.

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2018-07-15 18:02:49 UTC

Trump may have done a thing and we don’t have proof that he did a thing but here’s why you should get mad about it.

2018-07-15 18:03:44 UTC

And that article is perfect for the identity political left.

2018-07-15 18:04:06 UTC

But they would probably miss the message.

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2018-07-15 18:59:28 UTC

@Zuihou wtf is that on his pfp?

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2018-07-15 19:15:43 UTC

Profile picture

2018-07-15 19:16:04 UTC

On the image you shared above

i found a bot that makes randomly generated β€œinspiring quotes”


guess i’ll join antifa

2018-07-15 19:21:05 UTC

@.B no clue

2018-07-15 19:25:53 UTC

Problem with Harry and the Hendersons?

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2018-07-15 19:54:08 UTC

lmao nvm im an idiot

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2018-07-15 20:06:26 UTC

GEOTUS shouldn't bow for anyone.

2018-07-15 20:10:00 UTC

MURICA was created for a reason and one of those reasons is so we don't have to give a fuck about bowing to people.

2018-07-15 20:10:08 UTC

Get rekt brits

2018-07-15 20:10:21 UTC

We fought a war so that we literally and specifically DON'T have to bow to the monarchy.

2018-07-15 20:12:08 UTC

I wish there was an apple pie emoji

2018-07-15 20:12:23 UTC

Get that german shit out of here!

2018-07-15 20:12:40 UTC

We culturally appropriated it.

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It's ours now.

2018-07-15 20:12:52 UTC

Cultural appropriation is american...

2018-07-15 20:25:36 UTC

The perfect crime. Now that she ditched the kukri they'll never know it was her

2018-07-15 20:26:20 UTC

You know what happens when women wield machettes

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2018-07-15 20:28:31 UTC

It's not rape when it happens to men; it's forced sex

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2018-07-15 21:22:44 UTC

Thats a bad pic of that chick, she was actually kinda hot. Even tho she raped.

2018-07-15 21:36:34 UTC

[see above picture]

2018-07-15 22:11:44 UTC

Forced at the point of a machete, not rape.

that’s rape lol
forced under the threat of injury

unless you’re an SJW πŸ€”

then it can’t be rape because she’s a woman πŸ€”

2018-07-15 22:15:29 UTC

The male body has a way of shutting these things down

2018-07-15 22:15:53 UTC

I feel like you took me to literally there.

2018-07-15 22:16:03 UTC

That turn around.

2018-07-15 22:16:21 UTC

So does the woman its just they don't stand a chance against persitant penitration

2018-07-15 22:16:27 UTC

Hence rape. Hence LITERAL rape.

@Dennafen oof nah

2018-07-15 22:17:23 UTC

@zero_consequences Do you mean literal rape figurative literal?

2018-07-15 22:17:37 UTC

rape = sex without consent. It's pretty simple. You can call it rape without violence, but it's still rape.

2018-07-15 22:17:54 UTC

aint nothin figurative about a hard dick

2018-07-15 22:18:19 UTC

You've never gotten a boner without choosing to?

2018-07-15 22:18:42 UTC

"I have a hard on for" is a figurative statement though.

2018-07-15 22:18:46 UTC

It wasn't a hypothetical boner at that point. It was a literal boner.

2018-07-15 22:19:01 UTC

So you can literally have a figurative hard dick.

2018-07-15 22:19:44 UTC

Bad faith, dennafen. When you say that you rarely actually have a hard dick. It's figurative unless you show that your dick is hard for an object and then rape it

2018-07-15 22:19:56 UTC

Dicks get hard as a reaction to sexual stimulus. You don't have to want a boner to get one.

2018-07-15 22:20:21 UTC

You do, however, want to rape something.

2018-07-15 22:20:32 UTC

Its not incidental

2018-07-15 22:20:37 UTC

It wasn't bad faith @zero_consequences Literally also means figuratively these days.

2018-07-15 22:20:45 UTC

I was just making sure.

2018-07-15 22:20:52 UTC

It's really confusing.

When the word literally literally ends up meaning the opposite, but at the same time not πŸ€”

2018-07-15 22:21:40 UTC

In the same way that my incidental statement could be misconstrued as actual rape, cuz consenting to sex = rape, just depends on the time lapse of events

2018-07-15 22:51:42 UTC

Popular opinion: I enjoy the way Tim says "bad".

2018-07-15 23:17:32 UTC

Metokur stream in 10 mins

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2018-07-16 01:50:10 UTC

Have to admit, i appreciate her style if nothing else.

2018-07-16 01:50:26 UTC

The way she sits in that chair.

2018-07-16 01:54:09 UTC

the media is so fucked you can scream that you are a communist and they wont believe you

2018-07-16 01:54:36 UTC

Well he keeps saying "Why do you love Obama?"

2018-07-16 01:54:41 UTC

And she keeps saying "I dont."

2018-07-16 01:54:55 UTC

Also keeps asking why she didnt march for something a significant number of years ago

2018-07-16 01:55:00 UTC

And she looks.... 20ish?

2018-07-16 01:55:07 UTC

She was a fucking teen

2018-07-16 01:55:22 UTC

his google search was about skin deep

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2018-07-16 01:55:33 UTC

shes dark enough, probably an obama lover

2018-07-16 01:57:09 UTC

id google her but they didnt put her last name in that

2018-07-16 01:57:17 UTC

Ash Sarkar

2018-07-16 01:57:24 UTC

She doesnt appear to be a Obama lover at all.

2018-07-16 01:57:44 UTC

Which doesnt suprrise me actually, considering what she said

2018-07-16 01:58:08 UTC

If she's the kind of leftist that calls themselves a 'literal communist' then it'd be weird if she liked Obama.

2018-07-16 03:48:54 UTC

they sure like diversity

2018-07-16 03:49:24 UTC

The like diversity enough to have anarchistic roits in the streets after a win, not a loss.

2018-07-16 03:50:05 UTC

Diverse rioting intensifies

2018-07-16 03:50:47 UTC

France should deploy the military and line these retards agenst the wall

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2018-07-16 03:50:54 UTC

Wait, wrong meme. lol

2018-07-16 10:14:56 UTC

"For Britain - Our Union flag is banned."
gg pulling a sweeden and not allowed to fly your country's flag in your own country
"if you fly that flag its going to start a riot"
Thats yo problem mr downsindrome officer

2018-07-16 11:29:10 UTC

These days I can't tell if these kind of posts are a joke anymore

2018-07-16 11:33:29 UTC

Apparently the riots that came with the victory is worth it.

2018-07-16 11:38:03 UTC

Also pretty sure its a rule that you must use locals for your national team

2018-07-16 11:40:31 UTC

@GingaBomber Technically if the victory is because of migrants, riots after the victory is also theyr foult

2018-07-16 15:22:14 UTC

funny enough, Sweden had one of the whitest teams around

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2018-07-16 19:24:39 UTC

Slug walk


2018-07-16 19:47:12 UTC

phishing email my coworker recently got


2018-07-16 19:53:20 UTC

I was listening to a talk about phishing and they said that the bad English is deliberate. For some strange reason they get more hits with it. Very odd.

2018-07-16 19:54:02 UTC

Kids Kenny! Tell me it's not true

2018-07-16 19:57:48 UTC

@Timcast I'm not a great designer, but here's a shirt idea


2018-07-16 19:57:49 UTC

Supposedly bad English in phishing filters out "smart" people who wouldn't fall for it

2018-07-16 19:58:24 UTC

so once they proceed with actually stealing your data/money/account/whatever, the phishers don't end up wasting as much time on people who won't fall for it

2018-07-16 19:59:02 UTC

So they're targetting.... Old first generation immigrants?

2018-07-16 19:59:36 UTC

phishing mostly targets old people period

2018-07-16 19:59:51 UTC

and some of the dumber of society

2018-07-16 20:00:04 UTC

Yeah, but old people who speak native english spell it fine most of the time?

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eh? :D

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idea? :D

2018-07-16 20:13:25 UTC

that shit is real close to looking like a southpark character

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I think it looks decent, like a papercut style

2018-07-16 20:28:31 UTC

now i want to see tim pool on south park

2018-07-16 20:43:44 UTC

i wasnt talkin shit

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2018-07-16 21:47:34 UTC

a southpark episode about journalism

2018-07-16 22:20:41 UTC

About journalism or jurno-lism ?

2018-07-16 23:28:43 UTC

lol this shit kills at parties

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2018-07-17 03:51:26 UTC

It's an op-ed.

2018-07-17 03:52:09 UTC

more like pre-op-ed

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2018-07-17 03:52:27 UTC

don't get too ruffled there, that third marker's gonna be used pretty much never, which is how often that shit happens

2018-07-17 03:53:07 UTC

intersex is something like .001% of the norm.

2018-07-17 04:03:11 UTC

yeah im not worried. lol the biological sex thing not existing is LOL tho.... haha yeah hormones dont exist tell that to every teenager on the planet LOL

2018-07-17 04:07:08 UTC

The box for Gender, Race, Ethnicity, Age, Race, Sex, Religion, Orientation, and Minority Group should all be elimiated like the Criminal record. All you need os a background check and a piss test.

2018-07-17 04:08:39 UTC

but then they cant ignore all teh white people!!!

2018-07-17 04:08:55 UTC

how are they supposed to be diverse if they have white people ????????

2018-07-17 04:11:15 UTC

Oh, shite. I don't know. Maybe Diversity based on Opportunity? πŸ˜ƒ

2018-07-17 04:11:43 UTC

thats literally racism

2018-07-17 04:11:59 UTC

I rather be a Racist than a Nazi Killler.

2018-07-17 04:12:20 UTC

ayyy same shit different pile πŸ˜„

2018-07-17 04:12:38 UTC

well you can't kill Nazis. they don't exist.

2018-07-17 04:12:51 UTC

Welp, I've done enough of being a fucking white male. Skrillix Aids told me so.

2018-07-17 04:13:30 UTC

yeah didnt you know all straight white males are by definiton NAZIS

2018-07-17 04:13:57 UTC

I know. I feel so honored. They had greate taste in wine.

2018-07-17 04:14:22 UTC

Diversity* is when you have a room of people from the very far end of the progressive stack, does not matter if the group is homogenous in every way

2018-07-17 04:15:17 UTC

I wonder how progressive types diversify their portfolio?

2018-07-17 04:17:52 UTC

its just Apple right?

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2018-07-17 10:42:26 UTC

Why do all retards feel the need to have a little book?

2018-07-17 12:43:35 UTC

Planning permission. Whats that?

2018-07-17 13:18:04 UTC

Jurno-lists work as intended

2018-07-17 14:32:15 UTC

@GingaBomber I imagine its along the lines of "You got a loicense for that anti-homeless fence mate?"

2018-07-17 14:33:25 UTC

So.. Someone needs permission to build something

2018-07-17 14:33:30 UTC

On land they already own/....

2018-07-17 14:39:02 UTC

In the United States, yes.

2018-07-17 14:43:10 UTC

it depends

2018-07-17 14:44:41 UTC

in the united states it wouldn't matter normally unless there is an HOA or some other organization that you signed a contract to own the land with

2018-07-17 14:44:56 UTC

it depends on the town

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but since Ed lives in London everything is regulated out the wazoo

2018-07-17 15:05:41 UTC

German law is interesting: an area that adjoins the public and the private is considered to be the responsibility of both parties

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