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2018-09-24 21:33:58 UTC

You are thinking like a script kiddie. Think like a botnet operator.

2018-09-24 21:35:02 UTC

But, this is the exact stuff I don't talk about under my real name. So, I'm out.

2018-09-24 21:38:55 UTC

A B A C U S

2018-09-24 21:42:16 UTC

Guys heads up.

2018-09-24 21:42:21 UTC

Shit's about to get **bananas.**

2018-09-24 21:42:40 UTC

Pictionary boiiiiii

2018-09-24 21:54:46 UTC

seen it

2018-09-24 21:56:27 UTC

PSA: Asians with Eyelid OPeration look weird.

2018-09-24 22:09:43 UTC

hmm

2018-09-24 22:10:28 UTC

Yeah, honestly I can generally tell when people have plastic surgery, and it encourages me to second guess my instincts about them.

2018-09-24 22:10:56 UTC

Gals with plastic surgery are the _used car salesmen_ of the dating scene.

2018-09-24 22:11:14 UTC

Mostly because it's very clear we haven't perfected plastic surgery in the least.

2018-09-24 22:11:38 UTC

It's a sign people are haphazard about their PERMANENT PHYSICAL VESSEL.

2018-09-24 22:11:57 UTC

Well, I hope we don't, because I don't want to have to treat every gal like a used car salesman.

2018-09-24 22:13:31 UTC

`permanent physical vessel`
Nah fuck that I already went over the fact that I'm gonna be gettin' a sweet robo body

2018-09-24 22:14:05 UTC

Have fun with permanent medication so your body doesn't reject the prosthesis. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-09-24 22:15:10 UTC

I was shooting the shit with this Korean girl the other day, and we landed on the topic of plastic surgery

2018-09-24 22:15:35 UTC

I said my bit, and she's like "that's not fair, men wear different clothing to look different, it's like clothing"

2018-09-24 22:15:43 UTC

I mean, sure, kinda like clothing

2018-09-24 22:15:45 UTC

Alright alright let's rewind.

2018-09-24 22:15:47 UTC

goes over your organs and your bones

2018-09-24 22:15:58 UTC

You're a person who says "Shoot the shit" and continues talking like that isn't a punchline.

2018-09-24 22:16:03 UTC

Alright continue.

2018-09-24 22:16:11 UTC

what's wrong with shooting the shit?

2018-09-24 22:16:35 UTC

It's like a lightning rod for stupid-lightning.

2018-09-24 22:16:46 UTC

sure

2018-09-24 22:16:56 UTC

I mean, people say the stupid stuff when they feel comfortable

2018-09-24 22:17:12 UTC

Ever met someone who can't finish a sentence without a "fuckin'" somewhere in it?

2018-09-24 22:17:22 UTC

It's a sad sight. And this isn't the same thing, but..

2018-09-24 22:17:39 UTC

Well, the milder version of that is charming, or simply an everyday reality.

2018-09-24 22:17:59 UTC

You're just jealous that I'm going to have fuckin' tank treads on my fuckin' legs.

2018-09-24 22:18:03 UTC

fine, we were shooting the breeze instead.

2018-09-24 22:18:03 UTC

Everyday reality can mean beheading depending on where you live.

2018-09-24 22:18:07 UTC

happy now?

2018-09-24 22:18:17 UTC

I don't understand the metaphor in general.

2018-09-24 22:18:31 UTC

It's from the same lexicon as "Lollygagging"

2018-09-24 22:18:43 UTC

AFAIK there's no medication people have to take for the current set of bionic parts

2018-09-24 22:19:12 UTC

So why would it be the case for more advanced stuff?

2018-09-24 22:19:14 UTC

well, shooting the breeze is related to "shooting your mouth off"

2018-09-24 22:19:18 UTC

and "talking to the wind"

2018-09-24 22:19:50 UTC

Well the medication is more to keep my brain from screaming in pain and confusion because I'm going to have replaced my entire body. But I'll get a sweet buzzsaw for a hand in exchange

2018-09-24 22:19:50 UTC

Speaking and not expecting anything productive to come out of it, necessarily.

2018-09-24 22:20:05 UTC

But with a different connotation that "talking to a brick wall"

2018-09-24 22:20:14 UTC

the breeze is soft, and it doesn't feel so bad to waste energy speaking to it

2018-09-24 22:20:25 UTC

shit is also relatively soft

2018-09-24 22:20:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/493909725210083349/1_cyborg_justice.jpg

2018-09-24 22:20:58 UTC

talking to hard or impassable things like "the hand" or a "brick wall" connotes that your words are stopping at that object.

2018-09-24 22:20:59 UTC

That's gonna be me

2018-09-24 22:21:11 UTC

There we go, do you get it now? I was shooting the shit, I say. Shooting it.

2018-09-24 22:21:27 UTC

Shooting the shit? Who even says that?

2018-09-24 22:21:31 UTC

Me

2018-09-24 22:21:45 UTC

like... six minutes ago

2018-09-24 22:22:09 UTC

Apparently prosthetics with what basically amounts to artificial nerves could bypass phantom limb pain

2018-09-24 22:22:20 UTC

Since it's a psychological problem

2018-09-24 22:22:28 UTC

```I said my bit, and she's like "that's not fair, men wear different clothing to look different, it's like clothing"```
WTF?!

2018-09-24 22:22:38 UTC

what

2018-09-24 22:22:47 UTC

stafan

2018-09-24 22:22:48 UTC

Plastic surgery

2018-09-24 22:22:49 UTC

im gonna need some

2018-09-24 22:22:50 UTC

fuckign context

2018-09-24 22:22:56 UTC

scroll up canuck

2018-09-24 22:22:58 UTC

no

2018-09-24 22:23:16 UTC

my religion does not believe in 'up'

2018-09-24 22:29:19 UTC

_flips canuck upside down_

2018-09-24 22:31:39 UTC

go get your own context, @King Canuck

2018-09-24 22:31:49 UTC

(emphasis yours)

2018-09-24 22:41:56 UTC

ya'll complaining about the culture war and how everyone is racist but this is proof we're in a equally supportive society

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/493915015573798933/42436488_276116103232629_2087112969212133376_n.png

2018-09-24 22:44:05 UTC

That shit cray.

2018-09-24 22:51:58 UTC

```Michael Moore's Anti Trump Film FLOPPED```
And Dinesh's pro Trump film rocked???

2018-09-24 22:53:50 UTC

I used to like Michael Moore

2018-09-24 22:54:09 UTC

Downsize This! was a cool read

2018-09-24 22:56:18 UTC

I did look at some of his stuff when I was a tween

2018-09-24 22:56:34 UTC

looking back I can see how he was being pretty unfair... basically the whole time.

2018-09-24 22:57:11 UTC

He'd make a couple good points, then make an avalanche of random assertions, then cue the music (in the films)

2018-09-24 22:57:20 UTC

I wouldn't want to read a book like Downsize This as an adult no, its basically a collection of Buzzfeed numbered list articles

2018-09-24 22:57:27 UTC

prey on the moment of weakness.

2018-09-24 22:57:28 UTC

Top Ten Corporate Welfare Mothers

2018-09-24 22:58:01 UTC

Seven tricks to seducing your trans boss, and you won't believe the fourth!

2018-09-24 22:58:37 UTC

These five unexpected gelato flavours will leave you scratching your head!

2018-09-24 22:59:05 UTC

Thirteen former child actors who sold lemonade as children, and sometimes as adults!

2018-09-24 22:59:29 UTC

!!!!

2018-09-24 23:00:57 UTC

But yeah Michael Moore's stuff is kind of dumbed down, so when a WWE promoter is the POTUS you're kind of out of your league.

2018-09-24 23:06:28 UTC

I mean, he doesn't have to compete (or maybe he does?), but he can at least uhh...

2018-09-24 23:06:37 UTC

Make it fun I guess.

2018-09-24 23:07:07 UTC

Fundamentally, Michael Moore isn't fun anymore; he doesn't make his world view look like any fun at all.

2018-09-24 23:07:36 UTC

It seems like if you join Michael Moore, you will have seasonal affective disorder all year round.

2018-09-24 23:09:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/493922018232893440/A0hS6K.png

2018-09-24 23:12:59 UTC

@Risotto that seems... a bit serious.

2018-09-24 23:13:14 UTC

I really like the artwork there

2018-09-24 23:13:17 UTC

Yeah

2018-09-24 23:13:28 UTC

Qualitatively

2018-09-24 23:14:14 UTC

Right, don't yet have an opinion on whether its an accurate criticism of what's going on, but its a good cartoon artwise.

2018-09-24 23:16:20 UTC

Really cool motif with the Democrats in the car.

2018-09-24 23:16:34 UTC

And the weird cutout shading on the Kavanaugh

2018-09-24 23:16:37 UTC

Michael Moore thinks we're still in the 00s

2018-09-24 23:16:55 UTC

Michael Moore is a fat has been

2018-09-24 23:17:13 UTC

It'd be bad enough if he were a normal-BMI has-been.

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