wtf who doesn't know how to cook? 😂 😂 Just read how long to put it in the microwave on the back of the box and cut a slit in the plastic

I can't believe some people go to school to learn how to do that...

I know how to cook, I call Dominos all the time

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a dam" -Sargon of Akkad

I buy Hello Fresh, but my roommates cook it.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself - Helen Keller

She gave the best speeches

The funniest fact of all

Is that Helen Keller became a weeb.

"It wasn't me" -Thomas Jefferson.

Did not know that about Helen Keller.

wasn't she blind?

She was blind, deaf and mute lol

I'm pretty sure she was mute only because she was blind and deaf

I feel like there needs to be a sarcasm font.

Damn it

Dats dat jap dog

Comic sans is the sarcasm font

Comic sans is the "my life is a trainwreck" font

cOmic sAnS iS tHe sArCasM fOnT

Comic sans was made by a guy who liked the font used in Watchmen and Killing Joke.

Isn't

That is

But he didn't have the actual font himself.

But it's a pain in the ass.

He just created a knockoff.

And for some reason

--Does anyone know?

Why comic sans is so widely available?

Hachiko 😢

It looks halfway decent at first glance.

so pure

Not sure 🤔 if i will learn anything from this convo

Comic Sans MS is a sans-serif casual script typeface designed by Vincent Connare and released in 1994 by Microsoft Corporation. It is a casual, non-connecting script inspired by comic book lettering, intended for use in informal documents and children's materials.

Ok i learned something

I wonder how much money you get for making fonts

Sorry I didn't mean to inject education into this.

Shit.

Everyone just uses New Times Roman, Helvetica or Ariel.

Helvetica
STANDARD

Fuck you Helvetica Bold!

XD jesus wow good job man putting edjewmacation into a discussion of the most hated font

Ariel and Helvetica are basically the same thing.

helvetica?

more like

HELLNOvetica

Papyrus

i went on twitter for 20 minutes.

i now have seven terminal diseases.

wingdings will RULE THE WORLD

THEY PREDICTED 9/11

they shall turn the frogs gay next

I like Calibri (I had to look at my resume to remember the name).

How dare you make me learn something

It's pretty nice.

And easy to read.

Shift+n is skull and crossbones in Wingdings

Fawk yea

N is for

???

Noobz

Skull and Cross bones.

Noobz gotta die

how much nerdier can you nerds nerd then talking about modafugging fonts smh :dab:

N is for skids?

I could talk about web scanning activity.

obviousley only a person of class uses Carrington

If you didn't write secret messages in wingdings as a kid I want nothing to do with you.

Also fuck webdings.

z̜͜a͕̜̪ḻ̴̤go̴̬̺ ̺̯͠o̜̖̝r̶ ͍͉͢d̶͓̬e̷̩͖aͅt̵̲̯ẖ͙͚

JK its millhouse

XD "Ballpark Weiner"

No takers on most probed ports?

Okay then.

ethernet ports?

...

XD

jkjk

ITS HONG KONG

or taipei if you count anal probes

i assume the ssh port is the most probed

or telnet ?

443

what was telnet.. 21 ? and probably http is 3rd 80

i need some juicy documentary to watch, I'm bored

idk have u watched any good docs on economics?

nope not really, I'm most into cultural / history

bill wurts history of the world is neat. not really a documentary but a mish mash of

jingles

and usually watch wahtever random thing i pass by

and history

i guess

oh it's that video haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs

XD LOL

Oh don't be a butt.

if u wanna puke watch a doc about Nanking

ppl think the nazis were cruel in WW2 but yeah japan fucked the shit outta nanking

dont know if something to worry about but https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/NWy-8IfojgIYQgiZNRh_OFjG7HG4aYU1c3kWRrV6Tr4/https/cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/358136682786324480/476916040601698316/unknown.png