*he runs off*

Omae wa mou shindeiru

*shoot him in the back with my rubbers*

sounds like the opening scene to a porn

Can you easily get rubber bullets as a civilian?

hah

I wouldn’t know

Shoot blanks at women 😉

I know you can by pepperballs

I’ve never been in a gun store ro test that theory

dont test retardation

you might die

What’s a pepperball? Is it like a paintball?

yea but with pepper spray stuff in it

i went into a few stores to look at some guns, but i never thought to ask them if i could buy specalized ammo

Even if they did had "Specialized ammo "they would say no so they don't get arrested

because USA isnt a free country

I’d probably be too nervous to go into a gun store

ya everything costs about 20 bucks

Dont be nervous

Its just pirces of metal

Yeah, it's just a store

I hate it when ppl have this weird irrational fear of firearms

I guess even if I did get a gun I could wait a few months to decide if I REALLY wanted it

OR

OR

when i finally do break down and get a few guns i know what ill get already, ive shot enough to mostly know what i would want my loadout to be

You can go to a shooting range with a friend who HAS guns and try his out

*goes into gun store*

i love a good 45 revolver, thats a smooth ass gun to shoot

“ill take... that, that, and... that”

*Sigh*

My reason for having nogunz is that if I were going to buy one I could be putting that money towards a sword or something instead and I am a fucking loser

Talk to the guy first

be like

“Sir, it’s store policy we don’t sell more than two guns per customer”

"hey this is my first tine wating to buy a gun, can you help me?"

Nah nah totally

and they will be more than happy to help you

@acarson is right

I’m thinking when I get to college I’m going to discuss their policy on firearms

the people at most gun stores are really cool about it

they will always point you to something good

and the store guy will guide you on what to do, or suggest what to get, he will prollty start you off with a simple cheap 22

Yeah just don’t call them baby killers and you’ll be fine. Promise ❤️

i mean, why would you do that at a store

its like going into a head shop, you just dont call it a bong lol

Are there commercial tasers? Or even taser attachments?

you go into a gunstore acting a fool they will ask you to leave

i saw these neat ass tazers that were flashlights

looked like a lightsaber hilt with a tazer builtin

"Hello, what gun would you most suggest for killing the maximum amount of babies?"
"In self defense of course"

totally in self defense

“Man-eating.”

“For man-eating babies”

lol

i think that could work on too many levels just kill it all

just to be safe

I love married with children

i miss that show

Marathon this weekend

out of all the shows they decided to bring back

they shoudl have went with al bundy

he would have still worked today

hell maybe more than he did back then

Nahh

The SJWs will go NUTS

thats why we need him

HAHA I agree

i doube whatshisname would do it agian though

ed ed.... umm...

shit

o neill thats it

"ed why don't you bring me flowers"

Watching tim have a meltdown over the white poewr video is amazing

"Becaus we just had sex"

"But i want something so i can enjoy myserlf, ed"

lol

Fucmking SAVAGE

“I can get you a vibrator”

which one @King Canuck

I’m not in the know :-)

Angry Fat Woman: "How dare you say that to my face!"
Al: "I'd say it behind your back but my car only has half-a-tank of gas!"

Married with children is the orighinal Savage shitposting media

should just get men to just bring back No Maam shirts

I swear

You could make savage memes off MWC

they do already dont they?

Somewhat

sort of moved past the show at this point

it is an old show

i havent seen it since i was a lil kid tbh

the memosphere moves too fast for a show that old

sometimes memes of old shit become popular randomly

ya if you find a good one

there are a lot of potentials there

You can find some meme dumps on imgur now and again. But MWC memes don't hit common circulation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9lH7afNKoc

go ahead and make sure kelly is in as many of the photos you choose on your memification of the bundys

trust me, funny AF vid