last January i turned my life 180 with exercise, healthy diet and quitted tobacco, i had some tests done in january, my sperm went up 20% in numbers and 30% healthier.

i haven't got sick of anything from february till today

and basically doesnt sound like a "right"

oh lol yeah to be expected i mean just the tobacco kindon kills those lil suckers

good new years resolution

i shit awezome

after almost 5 years of shiting every 2 to 4 days lol

yeeesus

me its like twice a day

you are blessed

maybe you eat too much

tho ive been eating healthy homecooked mostly since i was young XD

i say like cuz its give or take one

i shit once every morniny, from being a painful thing, that lasted 30 mins, is just a 3 minute break that barely feels anything.

ok yeah thats defs healthy

in my non professional opinion

my iq went up, stress went way down easily 90% down

i did used to wan tto be a nurse

its very indemeand here in canuk land

*in demand

rly?

XD yeah near the end of high school, im a musician so i knew that yeah id have a fuckton of hours but the schedules are hella flexible i hear

like 7 years ago lol

lol

man even my orgasms are 5 times stronger and 3 times longer than they used to be

im also not squeamish

im fucking glad i changed my life

XD jesus lolllllllllll ahhahahahahahahah nice dude glad to hear

DEM ROPES

alcohol, cocaine, viagra,

tobaco

all gone

alcohol sometimes everynow and then

oh kk yeah that does help

but from being an almost daily thing

LOL yeah i used to smoke weed erry day

hear errryone talk about how ill be addicted and wont eb able to stop

oh weed was air to me

i had no issues with weed other than good stuff is expensive

and now i barely smoke like jees what the fuck were they talking about

yeah LOL same im a broke musician so i cant afford that shit these days

i tried to grow mine

but a bitch ex gf rateed me to the cops

but luckily i got a few good buds that fund the greens for our rehearsals (par tof our rent at our rehearsal space LOL)

https://twitter.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1039525583573737472

WTF WHAT A BITCH HOLE

meanwile

good thing shes an EX

now i mean

yeh

my last gf tried to get me to quit completely

and i stopped for the msot part while we dated cuz idgaf im able to stop if i want to

yea some girls are anoying

and LOL i was getttin high with her brother and shit

they have issues too

and while i wasnt smokeing

i rolled a doob for her brother

and their roomate saw me roll it

AND FUCKING TOLD HER I SMOKED

what a fuckign dick like fuck off

he was probably like, hey your boy smokes weed niceeee!!!

didnt even see me smoke but told her

nah they all christian

aaaaaaaahahahhaha https://twitter.com/LiveSquawk/status/1039503856424628225?s=20

not that thats a reason cuz her bro and my other bandmates were too

and we got hella hight and they were mega cool

south african press dont know cuba

minus our singer cuz now her and him are engaged

or venezuela

panama

guatemala

gonna get married in less than a month XD i dodged a bullet

iran, iraq, egypt

i mean she was hella fine but fuck if she wasnt such a bitch about like 3 things

lol nice julz

i prolly woulda married her lol

look julz is pretty clear if you didnt changed cuz of her, she wasnt the one

is better like this

no nee do fake things

well the change

was that i dated a religious person

like i liked her enough to deal wiht that shit

i mean realigion doesnt matter

liek giving the prayer before supper and talking about god

thank god i started listening to jordan peterson round then gave me some good air in those convos

well shes fighting dirty thoughts

huehuehue yeah

oh well that band her future spouse is in doesnt play shows anymore

all you can do is wish her good luck

they pretty much burned all their bridges when they asked me not to play with them anymore cuz they arent gonna do live shows

now, once you find the one, you will change for her it will come natural

and me on teh other hand is in 4 bands

ya dick will think for you on

and played at the largest venue in my town last friday

PLUS

tonight is the first open mic at teh local student bar at the english uni i live near

so the goal is to pet some sweet sugar walls tnight YEET

*get

good luck

tbh if my next GF asks me to play less guitar