Lol

Okay how about this one

Get a alligator

If my wife doesn’t dance I don’t want it

Give him a magnifying glass

Congratulations

You now have an investaGATOR

Stfu

😂😂😂

My kidneys hurt

It thought they were funny

My penis hurts

I

They are funny

Micro

To bad only if I had one

Oof

L

L

I have a dildo instead

At least your dick isn’t 8 inches

I got a bigger button than you mr rocket man

😂

Why does trump shave a lot

He got balls?

Getting kicked in the balls hurt more than child birth

Lol

Prove me wrong

How?

No one can actually know

Because you can’t do both and it be REAL

I saw a article saying that a trans man got his sperm and became trans and used it on himself to get pregnant

and the amount of pain you can take is different between the TWO sexes and people alone.

Sick

If you don’t pee with blood, you never got kicked in the balls that hard

Ouch that sounds painful

I’ve been hit by baseballs there.. without a cup too

It does. You start seeing red when you pee and it hurts

Uh

Pretty sure that's life threatening

When I was like 5-10

Lol

Not actually

Protect your balls at all costs guys

Fr

Yup protect the children

#spermlivesmatter

Seeds

Don’t let girls suck em they may bite

Or if they have braces don’t let em suck

Oof ouch

😂😂😂

Not all woman do that

Well ya never know

@Markichr

Oof

I mean personally idk what it’s like I not even had my first kiss.. 😂 or hell gone on a date for that matter

I’ve hung out with girls if that counts but idk

Virrrrrggiiiin @Si

Yep

F

Jerk and squirt

I mean this past school year I hung out with an 18 year old that liked me at one point 😉

She fine too ngl lol

She’s also sent me explicit pics.. and videos

Ew

Lol

And did you shot ur shoot?

Yep..

😂

And what happened

No one can kill Hitler’s K/D ratio it’s >6,000,000/1

We liked each other but she didn’t wanna date because of age

L

😂

I was about to type w too

We still were best friends and hung out

And we still text some

How old are you then si

15

15

Your 15?

Wrong emoji

Yes

I’ll put you with Katie

And shes 19?

18

She’s 14 and like a little sister to me

😂

"Hi I'm chris Hansen and why dont you have a seat over there @Si

If you break her heart, I’ll break u and that’s a promise

@Si

She doesn't look 14

😂

She’s 14

She’s starting middle school next semester