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2018-11-04 23:43:35 UTC
2018-11-04 23:43:36 UTC

bulling him is one thing

2018-11-04 23:43:47 UTC

but abusing mod powers is another

2018-11-04 23:44:02 UTC

**LOOK AT THE WAY THEY MASSACRED MY BOY**

2018-11-04 23:44:09 UTC

also noice drama on another server afecting this BOI

2018-11-04 23:44:17 UTC

Muting me was abuse earlier and now you speak up @Innaswamp ?

2018-11-04 23:44:26 UTC

yeah but you normally do something wrong

2018-11-04 23:44:29 UTC

inazuma just larps

2018-11-04 23:44:31 UTC

***THE WORLD SQUID REACHES ALL***
*First I slew the Boat*
*Next I defeated Inazuma*

Unironically, all I did was temporarily kick him from Ghosts server and then invited him back

2018-11-04 23:44:41 UTC

X

2018-11-04 23:44:51 UTC

<:okretard:483705824833830944>

2018-11-04 23:45:02 UTC

He rejoined the server tho

2018-11-04 23:45:05 UTC

So like

2018-11-04 23:45:08 UTC

I dunno how he died

2018-11-04 23:45:14 UTC

I don't always do something wrong, Squid does mute me for dumb shit. Owls too.

2018-11-04 23:45:39 UTC

was inazuma just asking retarded questions

2018-11-04 23:46:20 UTC

niggas just @ me if he is being a retard I know how to deal with him lol

2018-11-04 23:46:22 UTC

No, he was muted for talking too much though

2018-11-04 23:46:27 UTC

As a meme

2018-11-04 23:46:44 UTC

Take the neutral stance
Purge everyone, fuck this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/508789226431709186/Photo_07-10-15_11_40_17.jpg

2018-11-04 23:46:50 UTC

And then he started entering/leaving chat to make the ding noise so he got kicked.

2018-11-04 23:46:58 UTC

you people leave that on?

2018-11-04 23:47:03 UTC

Yes

2018-11-04 23:47:29 UTC

It makes it a bit funnier when you know somebody has entered your chat at a bad time

2018-11-05 00:00:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/508792608886095912/FB_IMG_1541310163311.png

2018-11-05 00:00:21 UTC

Fucks going on?

2018-11-05 00:00:34 UTC

wouldn't worry aboot it

2018-11-05 00:01:11 UTC

<:Respect:378429856695713792>

2018-11-05 00:07:36 UTC

๐Ÿ‡ซ

2018-11-05 00:08:04 UTC

Not much is missed

2018-11-05 00:09:53 UTC

F

2018-11-05 00:10:34 UTC

Get a load of this society

2018-11-05 00:12:13 UTC

+f

2018-11-05 00:13:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/508795878128222228/image0.jpg

2018-11-05 00:26:25 UTC

Field stripped the Schmeisser to see how the rifling looks

2018-11-05 00:27:05 UTC

I'd say around 70% but I have no way of knowing because there are no pictures anywhere

2018-11-05 00:27:05 UTC

like shibe

2018-11-05 00:27:44 UTC

Shiny bore with no scratches or anything

2018-11-05 00:29:46 UTC

Definitely worth the $99.95

2018-11-05 01:58:10 UTC

Yo did we make inazuma leave?

2018-11-05 01:58:14 UTC

lmao

2018-11-05 01:58:21 UTC

<:TamamoDab:483459011463741451>

2018-11-05 01:58:21 UTC

Yes you did

2018-11-05 01:58:25 UTC

Shame on you

2018-11-05 01:58:27 UTC

I miss the retard

2018-11-05 01:58:46 UTC

I didnโ€™t even know

2018-11-05 01:58:51 UTC

What the hell happened?

2018-11-05 01:59:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/508822587703296011/laughing_slut.gif

2018-11-05 01:59:22 UTC

mfw

2018-11-05 01:59:26 UTC

i blame squid and senate

2018-11-05 01:59:38 UTC

why is it every time I take a day off stupid shit like this happens

2018-11-05 02:02:12 UTC

CAT work pants > tactical meme pants

2018-11-05 02:02:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/508823320901451776/IMG_20181104_164639899.jpg

2018-11-05 03:17:13 UTC

fuck yeah

2018-11-05 03:21:38 UTC

F

2018-11-05 03:21:44 UTC

I schelpt and y'all went retarded

2018-11-05 03:21:57 UTC

it happens more than you think

2018-11-05 03:32:08 UTC

common occurence here, really.

2018-11-05 03:50:58 UTC

y'all just ever go to pick out a booger and end up pulling it out of your brain in one long solid mass

2018-11-05 03:52:47 UTC

Yeah, shit happens

2018-11-05 03:53:26 UTC

I had vertigo all day yesterday after the missus' herky jerky fucking driving

2018-11-05 03:53:35 UTC

smh, I missed out on moose steak for dinner cause of her

2018-11-05 04:02:48 UTC

You mean like a combat booger?

2018-11-05 04:02:59 UTC

Especially when they're partly mixed with sand

2018-11-05 04:03:33 UTC

Sand, blood, or mud

2018-11-05 04:03:40 UTC

Makes a nice little cake to pull with your fanger

2018-11-05 04:03:55 UTC

Or when the skin in there dies so you get this fucking t00b of skin in one go

2018-11-05 04:07:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/508854850109440013/IMG_20181104_210616.jpg

2018-11-05 04:24:18 UTC

or when you get rid of a tiny bud hard one and unleashes the floodgates of blood,

2018-11-05 04:24:49 UTC

Yep

2018-11-05 04:54:51 UTC

I met a girl name denko (ยดใƒปฯ‰ใƒป๏ฝ€)

2018-11-05 05:05:30 UTC

Go to bed you stupid fucking boot

2018-11-05 05:05:46 UTC

Shut up kike

2018-11-05 05:05:49 UTC

Go make a patch

2018-11-05 05:28:40 UTC

Please

2018-11-05 05:28:42 UTC

It's 6am, real lawn mowing hours

2018-11-05 05:28:45 UTC

<:Angry:483456053808463882>

2018-11-05 06:07:34 UTC

>Doesn't work if you don't have boomerbook

2018-11-05 06:39:33 UTC

I cant wait to have a son and share father son moments with guns

2018-11-05 06:40:04 UTC

im watching that king of the hill episode

2018-11-05 06:40:16 UTC

where hank and bobby go to a shooting tournament, fuck i cant wait for that

2018-11-05 07:00:19 UTC

>tfw your son doesnt like guns
>tfw your son turns into a trap
>tfw your daughter will be the only saving grace for your legacy
>turns into a butch

2018-11-05 07:14:06 UTC

At that point have a mistress and have a bastard child

2018-11-05 07:15:53 UTC

Then the bastard takes your kingdom

2018-11-05 07:15:58 UTC

It all falls apart

2018-11-05 07:21:17 UTC

But at least he wonโ€™t be a faggot

2018-11-05 09:08:36 UTC

Do y'all think hipsters ruined flanel shirts?

2018-11-05 09:45:25 UTC

nah they're still okay

2018-11-05 09:45:42 UTC

Nah scares saved them

2018-11-05 11:03:03 UTC

@Farenthas some say hipsters ruined beards but I still rock that shit. The difference between me and hipsters is that they're fucking gay and I'm not.

2018-11-05 11:03:36 UTC

Just don't be a feminine bitch boi and you'll be fine.

2018-11-05 11:05:30 UTC

Your beard looks like shit

2018-11-05 11:08:04 UTC

Okay giraffe neck havin' ass fucking ears like an elephant ass fuccboi.

2018-11-05 11:08:56 UTC

Ok /nogunz/

2018-11-05 11:11:13 UTC

@FireRising your beard is very muslim and very glorious brother (*raises index finger*)

2018-11-05 11:12:35 UTC

oof, /noguns/

2018-11-05 11:13:05 UTC

I mean, my side business is carpentry and blacksmithing so I *should* get away with it compared to the faggoty fake lumberjacks I've seen appear these past few years @FireRising

2018-11-05 12:50:57 UTC

ah election day is tomorrow.
this is going to be fun

2018-11-05 13:23:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/508994830689632260/FB_IMG_1541424207416.jpg

2018-11-05 13:24:06 UTC

Wait is that

2018-11-05 13:24:30 UTC

Weasel i see

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/508995024944496640/image0.jpg

2018-11-05 13:39:38 UTC

Yes

2018-11-05 13:54:43 UTC

Good

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/509002630568345600/image0.jpg

2018-11-05 15:43:50 UTC

@Sadmin is a nigger

2018-11-05 16:21:18 UTC

Can confirm, he shredded a USPS label

2018-11-05 16:25:47 UTC

Well tomorrow is gonna be interesting

2018-11-05 16:26:05 UTC

Elections?

2018-11-05 16:26:09 UTC

Yerp

2018-11-05 16:26:15 UTC

Yeah I may have fucked myself

2018-11-05 16:26:17 UTC

More concerned with local elections

2018-11-05 16:26:25 UTC

Absentee ballots were supposed to be requested on the 30th

2018-11-05 16:26:32 UTC

So I may not be able to vote this year

2018-11-05 16:26:35 UTC

Oh well

2018-11-05 16:26:56 UTC

Member how lefties said they dont want to confiscate guns,
They lie all the time
https://www.billtrack50.com/BillDetail/754606

2018-11-05 16:28:23 UTC

It's what they do, I've begun line voting for the right

2018-11-05 16:28:25 UTC

Fuck em

2018-11-05 16:28:31 UTC

I'm voting for Trump from Sweden just for laughs

2018-11-05 16:28:40 UTC

Especially since it makes Stockholmers melt

2018-11-05 17:03:10 UTC

The demographic shift is going to be so great in the next decade we'll have a virtual one party state and at that point, we're gonna have to so some monstrous shit to safeguard liberty

2018-11-05 17:11:53 UTC

@TheForcedMeme That bill died in March this year

2018-11-05 17:12:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/509052317992091649/FB_IMG_15413647862852902.jpg

2018-11-05 17:14:08 UTC

@Sadmin I miss the little chink

2018-11-05 17:34:23 UTC

Same tbh.

2018-11-05 17:35:18 UTC

I miss the questions now

2018-11-05 17:35:36 UTC

He might be a retard but at least he made good points from time to time

2018-11-05 17:37:33 UTC

Can he be summoned?

2018-11-05 17:37:41 UTC

/little chink return to us/

2018-11-05 17:38:00 UTC

ใค โ—•_โ—• เผฝใค

2018-11-05 17:40:21 UTC

@Sadmin get me an invite I got the chink

2018-11-05 17:41:23 UTC

i mean, i got nothing against inazoomer tbh. and he can be on the level when he

2018-11-05 17:41:28 UTC

really tries

2018-11-05 17:52:44 UTC

>hire three new people last week at work
>one newbie and one older employee quit, another older employee is fired for not showing up

2018-11-05 17:55:16 UTC

>mfw telling the other newbies about it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/509063165116678170/FB_IMG_1540731017960.jpg

2018-11-05 18:15:13 UTC

Some nibbas don't appreciate jobs.

2018-11-05 18:15:20 UTC

I'm in the job hunting loop right now, it sucks dick

2018-11-05 18:16:29 UTC

I'm looking for something else

2018-11-05 18:16:51 UTC

I could go back to Cracka Barrel but I really don't want to go back to dishwashing

2018-11-05 18:17:21 UTC

That being said, I'd be making more per hour and I wouldn't be working 50+ hours a week

2018-11-05 18:19:11 UTC

I'm trying to figure out how to get a job with my degree

2018-11-05 18:19:26 UTC

I'm so used to bullshiting my way into decent/higher paying jobs without the qualifications that I don't know how to use the fucking qualifications

2018-11-05 18:20:37 UTC

>tfw dropped out of college because couldn't afford to keep going

2018-11-05 18:20:58 UTC

Ah

2018-11-05 18:21:06 UTC

I went to college because if I didn't, my G.I bill would be wasted

2018-11-05 18:21:15 UTC

When all of the scholarships are exclusive to beaners, being white doesn't help you

2018-11-05 18:21:18 UTC

I do not believe in that bullshit

2018-11-05 18:21:27 UTC

College, not the scholarships thing

2018-11-05 18:21:32 UTC

GI bill isn't an option for me

2018-11-05 18:21:34 UTC

Yeet

2018-11-05 18:21:42 UTC

Scholarships are either for the poors, beaners, or foreigners

2018-11-05 18:22:07 UTC

My last semester of American College I finished from overseas, gave me new appreciation for distance students

2018-11-05 18:22:10 UTC

Shit was a pain in the fucking ass

2018-11-05 18:22:35 UTC

>tfw lost a shitload of grants during my last semester because parents overreported on their taxes to get a larger return and accidentally bumped me up to a different income bracket

2018-11-05 18:22:52 UTC

Ah

2018-11-05 18:23:06 UTC

As a vet, you're legally an adult so you get around the 24 years of age bullshit colleges insist upon

2018-11-05 18:23:15 UTC

Because you know, the colleges know anyone under 24 apparently can't think for themselves

2018-11-05 18:23:27 UTC

Then again, most college and uni students stay home till they're fucking 30 these days

2018-11-05 18:23:30 UTC

So maybe they're right

2018-11-05 18:23:47 UTC

I had a scholarship for $2k per semester from my SAT score, I placed in the top 10% nationwide

2018-11-05 18:23:55 UTC

I mean, certain vocations do require a college level education, but if you arnt in one of those you dont need it

2018-11-05 18:24:00 UTC

Lost it after my second semester because of GPA

2018-11-05 18:24:03 UTC

My folks are so poor anyways, I got the G.I bill and FASFA or however the fuck you spell it

2018-11-05 18:24:10 UTC

Which would overpay the school, so I got a fat refund check

2018-11-05 18:24:12 UTC

Plus BAH

2018-11-05 18:24:17 UTC

FAFSA? Same on that

2018-11-05 18:24:20 UTC

So I funded my small business that way

2018-11-05 18:24:28 UTC

Yeah if you're in a higher bracket you didn't get that shit

2018-11-05 18:24:34 UTC

It overpaid for the first semester but then wasn't nearly enough after

2018-11-05 18:24:43 UTC

Yeah it's retarded

2018-11-05 18:24:48 UTC

I think I got like 6k per year

2018-11-05 18:24:54 UTC

And it was divided as such:

2018-11-05 18:24:58 UTC

my HOPE grant overpays by a hundred or so every semester so I get that check which is nice

2018-11-05 18:25:03 UTC

My third semester I signed up for a dorm then lost both my scholarship and a shitload of grants

2018-11-05 18:25:06 UTC

$250, 2850ish, and then the rest

2018-11-05 18:25:12 UTC

Like how the fuck do you divide the amount that way

2018-11-05 18:25:15 UTC

Are you mentally retarded?

2018-11-05 18:25:20 UTC

๐Ÿคท

2018-11-05 18:25:43 UTC

They wouldn't let me back out of the dorm because I refused to accept the parent loan I was offered

2018-11-05 18:26:09 UTC

But, even with just the G.I bill you get tuition covered in full and then your Basic Allowance for Housing, so any FASFA commie shit is just a private check to you because the school gets overpaid

2018-11-05 18:26:22 UTC

I spent all of my car savings plus everything I earned from working through all of my study time that semester, just on fucking housing

2018-11-05 18:26:30 UTC

And then Obama fucked up FASFA, so they had to make your tax return fileable for two years back to back

2018-11-05 18:26:35 UTC

Yep

2018-11-05 18:26:41 UTC

Which meant I also got an entire year of work for the USPS but, calculated at my broke ass no income rate from the year before

2018-11-05 18:26:48 UTC

Meaning I got a massive payout again and worked, and got my BAH

2018-11-05 18:26:53 UTC

And it was all legal, thanks Obama

2018-11-05 18:26:57 UTC

Fug

2018-11-05 18:27:08 UTC

Wish I had that option

2018-11-05 18:27:25 UTC

I wish everyone did, ww3 when

2018-11-05 18:27:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/509071338007166997/WholeEnragedAnkole-max-1mb.png

2018-11-05 18:27:46 UTC

Parents were earning under $65k a year combined until last year, which would be fine if they didn't have 5 kids

2018-11-05 18:27:50 UTC

Oh fugg

2018-11-05 18:28:03 UTC

Now it's barely above $65k a year

2018-11-05 18:28:30 UTC

https://i.imgur.com/dH5cpkb.jpg
>College in a nutshell

2018-11-05 18:28:43 UTC

I mean if you were black you'd get that grant, shiet

2018-11-05 18:28:49 UTC

I got around $3k a semester in loans from FAFSA plus $5k in grants and $2k in scholarships

2018-11-05 18:28:56 UTC

For having (((four brothers and sisters)))

2018-11-05 18:29:03 UTC

They're stealing your shekels

2018-11-05 18:29:28 UTC

I know the fuckers are

2018-11-05 18:29:38 UTC

theres one way to fix that, V E R Y late term abortion

2018-11-05 18:29:50 UTC

One of them is retarded too

2018-11-05 18:30:02 UTC

Actually retarded?

2018-11-05 18:30:08 UTC

Like, intellectually disabled?

2018-11-05 18:30:09 UTC

High functioning autism plus minor mental retardation

2018-11-05 18:30:11 UTC

Oh fuck

2018-11-05 18:30:13 UTC

You poor soul

2018-11-05 18:30:15 UTC

~60 IQ

2018-11-05 18:30:20 UTC

My middle brother

2018-11-05 18:30:22 UTC

My first job ever wasn't mccucks

2018-11-05 18:30:26 UTC

I'm the oldest of the 5

2018-11-05 18:30:27 UTC

Same

2018-11-05 18:30:31 UTC

My first job was working for the State of VA in mental health

2018-11-05 18:30:38 UTC

In a converted Asylum for retards and autists

2018-11-05 18:30:42 UTC

My first was working at a wedding venue

2018-11-05 18:30:43 UTC

Worst 9.85 an hr I ever made

2018-11-05 18:30:48 UTC

Retard shit flung at me, dealing with tard strength retards trying to rape nurses, it was something else

2018-11-05 18:30:50 UTC

Followed by Taco Cabana

2018-11-05 18:30:51 UTC

Bastards

2018-11-05 18:31:04 UTC

Taco Cabana might as well have been working with retards

2018-11-05 18:31:05 UTC

Glad it got shut down

2018-11-05 18:31:08 UTC

Obama fucked that up too

2018-11-05 18:31:34 UTC

Our best worker was only really good when he was stoned out of his fucking mind

2018-11-05 18:31:55 UTC

"Let's shut down the asylums to save taxpayer money and improve retard quality of life." - Obama's idea

2018-11-05 18:32:33 UTC

"Okay, no one is taking the retards and they can't wander the streets. Privatized healthcare refuses to step in. Uhhh.... let's pay their blood relatives, even cousins 60-100k per year to house them, making their house a state compound subject to costly inspections."

2018-11-05 18:32:44 UTC

>Now Virginia is paying more than ever to take care of retards

2018-11-05 18:32:48 UTC

yeet

2018-11-05 18:33:41 UTC

Legit had a motherfucker who on the guest logs had not been there since May 8th, 1982 talk about how much he loved his fucking daughter, etc etc.

2018-11-05 18:33:55 UTC

Picked her up and made that juicy 70ish thousand per year for her. True be told, I don't give a shit about the tards but, I found that to be scummy. Just own it.

2018-11-05 18:36:58 UTC

yeah that's an issue, the Asylum system was notoriously rife with abuse of the patients, but closing the asylums outright just made everything worse

2018-11-05 18:37:13 UTC

Well, it was a cottage system and like, hospital ward of some sort.

2018-11-05 18:37:33 UTC

Built on a either 20's or 60's asylum. The linen closet was a converted padded room for example. Honestly, after working with retarded people I have no sympathy for them. Also, after encountering them for so long, when I see autistic people I lump them in too.

2018-11-05 18:38:42 UTC

I know that's awful but, honestly I don't think anyone can convince me an autistic person isn't just an idiot savant. They have all the same social triggers retarded people do.

2018-11-05 18:40:30 UTC

Also another small town problem for the same town, when Michelle did her lunch push bullshit, her staff visited and ruined the food.

2018-11-05 18:40:58 UTC

Our cafeteria ladies used to make home-made southern pies, meatloafs, all sorts of good shit that made big strong country boys and girls. Now our kids are eating those nasty square pizzas and frozen kale and shit. I'm not trying to roast Obama's tenure in the white house as he was my commander in chief or whatever but, all this shit happened around the same time and really fucked our home town. Also him downsizing the military hurt a lot of people too.

2018-11-05 18:41:54 UTC

ew

2018-11-05 18:43:03 UTC

Honestly I thought it was a fine idea to try and get kids to "Eat healthy" or whatever but forcing schools to do anything about it from a federal level just fucked everything

2018-11-05 18:43:23 UTC

if you're going to do soemthing like that it should just be an information campaign

2018-11-05 18:43:32 UTC

It forced schools from being allowed to have staff home cook meals, to private contractors that supply schools with frozen microwave meals...

2018-11-05 18:44:17 UTC

Which worked for shitty ghetto schools up north as it was a slight improvement but, for our town, where our lunch ladies would cook food for hours before school started or the day before in their own home and bring it in; it ruined one of the good things our kids had. Also students and staff can't have shotguns in their truck gun racks anymore, so I guess it's just the modern world hitting a small town hard.

2018-11-05 18:47:48 UTC

Im sure someone got kickbacks for those contracts

2018-11-05 18:49:16 UTC

I remember people talking about potentially getting in touble if they accidentally left loose ammo from hunting in their vehicles

2018-11-05 18:55:17 UTC

Oh there was a *ton* of kickbacks Nic.

2018-11-05 18:55:55 UTC

Well, during my senior year my buddy was getting out of his truck and the principal wanted to look at his fudd over under shotgun.

2018-11-05 18:57:17 UTC

So he agrees, and the principal and him are sorta buddies because my bud gets in trouble so fucking much for practical jokes and being a hellraising moron, he's in the office every other day. The principal mentions he's going turkey hunting that weekend but, he's looking for a shotgun. Sure enough, my buddy lets him borrow it with that stupid country grin of his and the principal goes and bags some turkey that weekend.

2018-11-05 18:57:46 UTC

Now? I returned five years later and according to the city council/school I can be arrested for having a knife in my car if I park in their parking lot. I was told this later as alumni, I was there on a visitor pass. The same rule applies to faculty and students.

2018-11-05 19:42:12 UTC

Rip, I killed chat

2018-11-05 19:45:10 UTC

Ye

2018-11-05 19:45:57 UTC

Arguing with commies on facebook though, so I got that going for me

2018-11-05 19:52:16 UTC

@Sadmin Did Inazuma really leave?

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