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2018-09-09 14:39:46 UTC

uwu longer hair

2018-09-09 14:39:51 UTC

more to grab onto amirite

2018-09-09 14:44:03 UTC

what a time to be alive

2018-09-09 14:44:54 UTC

_baps_

2018-09-09 14:46:55 UTC

Also very broad shoulders

2018-09-09 14:47:57 UTC

ah yes like a lumberjack

2018-09-09 15:05:54 UTC

@Maj. Asshole fuckin beautiful

2018-09-09 15:07:38 UTC

damn, broad shoulders ruins the illusion @Tim Not Tamed

2018-09-09 15:08:13 UTC

... Blyat, you have seen me. You know there is no illusion

2018-09-09 15:10:01 UTC

uwu

2018-09-09 15:10:06 UTC

He just wanna blyat in ur ass

2018-09-09 15:10:15 UTC

yeah there really isn't you a dude thru and thru

2018-09-09 15:11:13 UTC

we need more TimTim

2018-09-09 15:12:31 UTC

... I dont know how i feel about that sentence

2018-09-09 15:14:45 UTC

Thats not me though

2018-09-09 15:16:08 UTC

ye, I know.

2018-09-09 15:16:34 UTC

_pets head_

2018-09-09 15:16:54 UTC

Tim wishes it was him

2018-09-09 15:17:35 UTC

But Tim’s a ham planet

2018-09-09 15:18:18 UTC

@Inazuma at least niggas dont grab my butt

2018-09-09 15:18:52 UTC

lovely image....

2018-09-09 15:19:33 UTC

I see a lot of white men with Asian women....

2018-09-09 15:19:40 UTC

See, inazuma is making wise cracks, but the fact of the matter is he actually looks like a woman

2018-09-09 15:20:00 UTC

how does he look?

2018-09-09 15:20:13 UTC

Quite womanly tbh

2018-09-09 15:20:22 UTC

owo

2018-09-09 15:21:17 UTC

Went to breakfast and the place is full of impatient boomers wearing sportsball cosplay

2018-09-09 15:21:25 UTC

Gay

2018-09-09 15:21:52 UTC

Are the circuses playing today?

2018-09-09 15:22:40 UTC

AirDrop this to their phones

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488368652727615488/image0.jpg

2018-09-09 15:23:47 UTC

One was raging because hes late and has places to be and they got his burrito wrong

2018-09-09 15:28:17 UTC

oof

2018-09-09 15:28:21 UTC

boomerproblems

2018-09-09 15:29:05 UTC

beat the shit out of them

2018-09-09 15:30:14 UTC

I almost said something, but since I'm a boomer I decided it was best not to make a bigger scene than he was

2018-09-09 15:30:39 UTC

Because the best way to get your way is to yell at the little mexican ladies

2018-09-09 15:30:41 UTC

Wait, how old are you

2018-09-09 15:31:02 UTC

good question

2018-09-09 15:31:06 UTC

Not a boomer*

2018-09-09 15:31:15 UTC

Thats better

2018-09-09 15:31:18 UTC

But I am old for someone who draws cartoon porn

2018-09-09 15:31:21 UTC

ah good

2018-09-09 15:31:24 UTC

35

2018-09-09 15:31:36 UTC

thats old

2018-09-09 15:31:41 UTC

I'm OLD KID

2018-09-09 15:31:51 UTC

Kiddo*

2018-09-09 15:32:04 UTC

Thats borderline boomer, i dare say

2018-09-09 15:32:23 UTC

Borderline Xer

2018-09-09 15:32:37 UTC

I was born the first year of millenials

2018-09-09 15:32:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488371195276689428/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids.jpg

2018-09-09 15:32:54 UTC

everytime I see/hear the word boomer, I think of the fallout fraction in new vegas that has the heavy weapons n shit

2018-09-09 15:33:10 UTC

You mean, the most retarded faction

2018-09-09 15:33:18 UTC

rofl

2018-09-09 15:33:18 UTC

Lol

2018-09-09 15:33:54 UTC

pretty cool when you unlock them as a speech option when you talk to the lee guy

2018-09-09 15:34:01 UTC

You mean /k/

2018-09-09 15:34:31 UTC

35 is pretty old for cartoon porn

2018-09-09 15:34:36 UTC

Nah, k can at least kill something, even if it is themselves

2018-09-09 15:35:00 UTC

Old enough for it not to be a phase

2018-09-09 15:35:29 UTC

None of you know what it's like to pay $30 for a VHS with 2 episodes on it

2018-09-09 15:35:38 UTC

I do...

2018-09-09 15:35:42 UTC

All these memories, like tears in the rain

2018-09-09 15:35:55 UTC

They werent good times

2018-09-09 15:36:25 UTC

I have memories of what a video rental store was

2018-09-09 15:36:42 UTC

When you couldnt just ask SAUCE on facebook if you saw something you liked...

2018-09-09 15:37:00 UTC

I remember there was a time when I could rent out movies... from stores and had to return them back xD

2018-09-09 15:37:06 UTC

Lol

2018-09-09 15:37:29 UTC

I bought all the VHS anime from Hollywood Video and Blockbuster when they closed

2018-09-09 15:37:37 UTC

I miss the days of a dominoes and a block buster being connected, so you ordered your pizza, and looked for movies while you wait for it to be finished

2018-09-09 15:37:49 UTC

hehe

2018-09-09 15:38:34 UTC

Good times. Simpler times

2018-09-09 15:39:00 UTC

when the TV's were as large as a recliner

2018-09-09 15:39:21 UTC

good times

2018-09-09 15:39:26 UTC

I got rid of my tube TV in 2010

2018-09-09 15:39:48 UTC

sitting on the offline only xbox 360 playing unpatched games and fucking around with all the glitches

2018-09-09 15:40:12 UTC

inches from a 40 inch CRT

2018-09-09 15:40:23 UTC

I swear if I get cancer

2018-09-09 15:40:25 UTC

@Tim Not Tamed I'm looking at you, fren

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488373119879348244/FB_IMG_1536464531028.jpg

2018-09-09 15:40:40 UTC

Lol okay

2018-09-09 15:41:11 UTC

I hope that's a real article

2018-09-09 15:41:26 UTC

Now do a study on furry profile pictures

2018-09-09 15:41:43 UTC

Just means gay

2018-09-09 15:41:58 UTC

Ah understandable have day

2018-09-09 15:42:13 UTC

@d'Arta do we need to talk about your pfp?

2018-09-09 15:42:17 UTC

Remember, if you ever feel alone and left out, know that there is such a thing as straight furries

2018-09-09 15:42:43 UTC

Insert the greentext of the dinosexual Guy here

2018-09-09 15:42:46 UTC

@FUGUBARAKUN are you one of them?

2018-09-09 15:42:59 UTC

@Tim Not Tamed its autism incarnate. What's there to talk about

2018-09-09 15:43:03 UTC

I'm not a furry, I just draw it

2018-09-09 15:43:13 UTC

He’s just a shill

2018-09-09 15:43:35 UTC

I don't have an alter ego to deal with every day pain of living

2018-09-09 15:44:00 UTC

@d'Arta... How dare

2018-09-09 15:44:16 UTC

<:tamamodab2:485506018227257346>

2018-09-09 15:44:48 UTC

I am unashamed to admit that I openly advocate for daily random acts of extreme violence against furries

2018-09-09 15:44:58 UTC

Cause furries fucking SUCK

2018-09-09 15:45:00 UTC

Nice

2018-09-09 15:45:02 UTC

Nothing but drama

2018-09-09 15:45:02 UTC

Thats fair

2018-09-09 15:45:18 UTC

Yeah I'm cool with that

2018-09-09 15:45:33 UTC

I add literally ONE FUCKING FURRY and it's just endless fucking drama on my feed

2018-09-09 15:45:44 UTC

"wah wah he copied my fursona"

2018-09-09 15:45:50 UTC

one retweet=one dead furry

2018-09-09 15:46:10 UTC

if furries want to be animals
we need to have the right to hunt them

2018-09-09 15:46:12 UTC

*hits that motherfucking retweet*

2018-09-09 15:46:14 UTC

YOUR SONA IS LITERALLY A GENERIC ASS WOLF AND HE LIVES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD

2018-09-09 15:46:22 UTC

STOP BEING A FAG

2018-09-09 15:46:34 UTC

AND ADMIT YOUR SONA IS BASIC AS FUCK

2018-09-09 15:46:36 UTC

if someone's gonna be a fuckin bird outside my fucking house, the birdshot is coming out

2018-09-09 15:46:43 UTC

it's ALWAYS fucking WOLVES

2018-09-09 15:46:47 UTC

I mean, that one got fired from her internship at NASA for telling Homer Hickam to suck her dick n balls

2018-09-09 15:46:47 UTC

@blyat buck

2018-09-09 15:46:51 UTC

ALL
THE
FUCKIG
WOLVES

2018-09-09 15:46:58 UTC

@d'Arta >her

2018-09-09 15:47:06 UTC

it's pretty much never anything else it's just wolves and foxes

2018-09-09 15:47:11 UTC

If they wanna be wolves we should have legal rights to hunt them

2018-09-09 15:47:12 UTC

Oh it, rather

2018-09-09 15:47:13 UTC

AAAARGH

2018-09-09 15:47:21 UTC

AHHHHHHHH

2018-09-09 15:47:27 UTC

MY NIPPLES ITCH

2018-09-09 15:47:34 UTC

Chop them off

2018-09-09 15:47:35 UTC

if they wanna be wolves we should drop them in the yosemite in winter to cull the exploding deer population

2018-09-09 15:47:45 UTC

>several people are typing
Its real hate furry hours

2018-09-09 15:47:48 UTC

I would unironically pay big money to hunt furries out in the wild

2018-09-09 15:47:54 UTC

^^^^^^^

2018-09-09 15:47:54 UTC

>pick animal
>(wolf)
>add gay
>100% original do not copy

2018-09-09 15:47:56 UTC

Yall give them to much credit. They should just be slaughtered. Hunting them gives some ounce of respect

2018-09-09 15:48:05 UTC

it's always a wolf or a fox or some shit

2018-09-09 15:48:08 UTC

*maybe* dogs

2018-09-09 15:48:17 UTC

but there's a real fuckin canine trend

2018-09-09 15:48:34 UTC

and the second biggest is felines
but that aint as popular as fuckin WOLVES

2018-09-09 15:48:41 UTC

wolves aint that great

2018-09-09 15:48:51 UTC

@blyat they want to be knotted

2018-09-09 15:48:51 UTC

Furry art is just wolf monster girl

2018-09-09 15:48:59 UTC

woke af

2018-09-09 15:49:02 UTC

they're just feral fucking dogs that are slightly bigger and slightly meaner

2018-09-09 15:49:05 UTC

πŸ€”

2018-09-09 15:49:12 UTC

My OC is a fox because I have an Inari fetish, but it's not a fursona. I must use her to market myself and to practice with since I can draw her without references

2018-09-09 15:49:26 UTC

πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€”

2018-09-09 15:49:29 UTC

A wolfs tail sticks out straight

2018-09-09 15:49:35 UTC

It’s chest is narrower

2018-09-09 15:49:35 UTC

having an OC is different from the sona shit

2018-09-09 15:49:39 UTC

@-={rostelle}=- that is the single most woke shit I've seen outside of a ctf_2fort server this year

2018-09-09 15:49:46 UTC

@blyat gotta get me a tibetan mastiff or caucasian shepherd uwu

2018-09-09 15:49:48 UTC

because they genuinely think they are the animal inside

2018-09-09 15:49:48 UTC

Had a guy pay me $100 to draw his sona fucking my OC

2018-09-09 15:49:51 UTC

"Haha look at me guys I'm a wolf but my fursona's special quirk is that it looks like a shitty knockoff of a Jackson Pollock painting"

2018-09-09 15:49:52 UTC

_munches on popcorn and watches the storm_

2018-09-09 15:50:14 UTC

Niggas that genuinely think they’re deers though

2018-09-09 15:50:16 UTC

someone pin @-={rostelle}=- 's comment about the fuckin furries and monsters
it's truth

2018-09-09 15:50:25 UTC

@Deleted User you go, little man, you go

2018-09-09 15:50:29 UTC

furries are advanced hedgehog fags tbh

2018-09-09 15:50:31 UTC

I'm not a furry, but I'd fuck a deer.

2018-09-09 15:50:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488375723917180928/image0.jpg

2018-09-09 15:50:47 UTC

Honestly, I've seen furries make fun of Sonic tards

2018-09-09 15:50:48 UTC

...

2018-09-09 15:50:49 UTC

I don't think I'm a deer or some shit

2018-09-09 15:50:51 UTC

Hm

2018-09-09 15:50:54 UTC

but I'd smash

2018-09-09 15:51:05 UTC

because their stupid wolf persona always has some kind of power or celestial connection

2018-09-09 15:51:10 UTC

You know your fandom is crap when furries make fun of it

2018-09-09 15:51:11 UTC

this is *advanced delusion*

2018-09-09 15:51:19 UTC

I am not little, @Tim Not Tamed

2018-09-09 15:51:25 UTC

@Deleted User sure sure

2018-09-09 15:51:26 UTC

furries making fun of sonic tards

2018-09-09 15:51:29 UTC

You're all little

2018-09-09 15:51:33 UTC

thats like hispanics making fun of blacks for gang violence

2018-09-09 15:51:38 UTC

Buncha manlets

2018-09-09 15:51:41 UTC

fight me <@&483399325641342987> how big are you

2018-09-09 15:51:42 UTC
2018-09-09 15:51:48 UTC

Literally that one fucker in golden kamui

2018-09-09 15:51:54 UTC

Sonic is absolute cancer

2018-09-09 15:51:58 UTC

And chestlets
*Cough cough* @-={rostelle}=-

2018-09-09 15:51:59 UTC

I hate it so much

2018-09-09 15:52:00 UTC

fantastic

2018-09-09 15:52:11 UTC

Listen up you chicken nugget looking asshole

2018-09-09 15:52:15 UTC

@blyat 6'5 and like 230

2018-09-09 15:52:17 UTC

*laughs in 6'4"*

2018-09-09 15:52:22 UTC

christ

2018-09-09 15:52:27 UTC
2018-09-09 15:52:29 UTC

6'2 only

2018-09-09 15:52:31 UTC

*FUCK*

2018-09-09 15:52:34 UTC

@blyat he aint buff though

2018-09-09 15:52:37 UTC

Manlet

2018-09-09 15:52:42 UTC

laughs in 5'7"

2018-09-09 15:52:44 UTC

damn, thats tall.... and fat

2018-09-09 15:52:44 UTC

hey i'm kinda strong tho

2018-09-09 15:52:51 UTC

Hey were the same height blyat

2018-09-09 15:52:56 UTC

Heh

2018-09-09 15:52:56 UTC

@Tim Not Tamed Get outta here you estrogen huffing faggot

2018-09-09 15:53:04 UTC
2018-09-09 15:53:10 UTC

@Sadmin ban me, saddy

2018-09-09 15:53:12 UTC

you're 6'2 @-={rostelle}=- holy shit

2018-09-09 15:53:20 UTC

Sadmin and I would probably be similar build if he lost his fat

2018-09-09 15:53:23 UTC

Grew an inch this year

2018-09-09 15:53:28 UTC

Lookin like some poor gook fucker that the japs threw into a taffy stretcher

2018-09-09 15:53:30 UTC

@Sadmin why is u taller than me but weigh same
are u beanpol

2018-09-09 15:53:41 UTC

No he is gei

2018-09-09 15:53:47 UTC

She weighs like 90 pounds

2018-09-09 15:53:50 UTC

He aint got no muscle

2018-09-09 15:53:52 UTC

goy

2018-09-09 15:54:02 UTC

anyone who leaves a woman tied up in the woods during a fuck session ain't gay in my book

2018-09-09 15:54:08 UTC

^

2018-09-09 15:54:15 UTC

2018-09-09 15:54:15 UTC

He did it to take a massive fucking shit

2018-09-09 15:54:27 UTC

And came back to her getting insect fetish arted

2018-09-09 15:54:32 UTC

@Tim Not Tamed I used to be able to shrug the front of a car

2018-09-09 15:54:38 UTC

whats it about a woman?!

2018-09-09 15:54:49 UTC

Thats nice, and what about now, sady?

2018-09-09 15:54:53 UTC

Not bad tbh

2018-09-09 15:54:54 UTC

... the front of a car
aint that just a deadlift what do you mean

2018-09-09 15:55:06 UTC

My max squat was 600 like a year and a half ago

2018-09-09 15:55:09 UTC

i can't wrap my head around the logistics of this

2018-09-09 15:55:11 UTC

goddamn

2018-09-09 15:55:19 UTC

@blyat Deadlift aint shit if it aint going above your head

2018-09-09 15:55:27 UTC

Shrugs dude

2018-09-09 15:55:29 UTC

Can you bench tim though @Sadmin

2018-09-09 15:55:38 UTC

How fat is tim again?

2018-09-09 15:55:39 UTC

sadmin squats 6pl8 and then some

2018-09-09 15:55:44 UTC

Yes

2018-09-09 15:55:50 UTC

Probably yes

2018-09-09 15:55:54 UTC

Bigboi squat

2018-09-09 15:56:01 UTC

Last bench was 240

2018-09-09 15:56:05 UTC

Now that was an answer to the tim question

2018-09-09 15:56:09 UTC

But sure

2018-09-09 15:56:10 UTC

My max is 200

2018-09-09 15:56:25 UTC

... How much do we think i weigh

2018-09-09 15:56:34 UTC

I quit lifting like a year and a half ago once my business started taking off

2018-09-09 15:56:38 UTC

70kg

2018-09-09 15:56:38 UTC

And I didnt have the time

2018-09-09 15:56:39 UTC

How tall are you?

2018-09-09 15:56:41 UTC

@Sadmin if your deadlift goes over your head, you're doing it wrong nibba
that's a clean and jerk

2018-09-09 15:56:48 UTC

70 is too little

2018-09-09 15:56:56 UTC

@Deleted User thank you for the faith, but thats too much faith

2018-09-09 15:56:58 UTC

80-90

2018-09-09 15:57:03 UTC

Min

2018-09-09 15:57:03 UTC

@-={rostelle}=- Aight fatty how much you weigh

2018-09-09 15:57:17 UTC

I'd say Tim's probably 180-200lb

2018-09-09 15:57:23 UTC

goddamnit

2018-09-09 15:57:33 UTC

50 kilo you rude fuck @Sadmin

2018-09-09 15:57:42 UTC

Faaaaaat

2018-09-09 15:57:48 UTC

How much is that again?

2018-09-09 15:57:55 UTC

In freedom units

2018-09-09 15:57:57 UTC

100 lbs

2018-09-09 15:58:01 UTC

WAT

2018-09-09 15:58:10 UTC

YOU FUCKING LANKASS

2018-09-09 15:58:15 UTC

HOE

2018-09-09 15:58:15 UTC

She is what we call under weight

2018-09-09 15:58:22 UTC

Skelly

2018-09-09 15:58:30 UTC

I thought rostelle was a dodd

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