no he just welded the exit shut because he wasn't paying attention

and guess what he forgot to bring in with him

torch cutter?

bingo

they called all of us out to laugh at him before getting him out

oh

and then we let him sit in there for a good half hour

we gave his welding helmet some prison strips too

if I were in his shoes I'd start masturbating in front of you

the irony is that it was a DOC bus

nah mate the principle was out there so no dice

ah

tough break for handjob

yup

well, i lost my eyebrows that day and got the nickname "scorch"

I've shaved my head every day since

I did a stint in welding and other than having a burnt up jacket nothing major

I once made the mistake of wearing my leather jacket in lieu of a welding jacket

got holes everywhere, stiil wear it though.

one day the sleeves willl fall off and I can make it into a vest. Take my Azov and Burzum patches off the cotton vest.

😄

sewing patches on leather is a bitch sometimes

Just sew on a backer

This made me spit coffee

fuck that, m8

Yuuup

ya, that's nice

I died

TFW Yellow Vests are actually a shade of green called "lime"

Le Gilet Jaunes

I've gotten into arguments as to whether mtn dew is green or yellow

It's green.

Yellow green

Its mountian dew colored

yellow Green

capitalized G

not y.

for emphasis. The Simple Differences are what matter. Ask any member of AB or Black Panthers.

Mt. Dew looks like Gonorrhea Piss

< all my wife's sisters are hot af

< lots of beer and possible bad decisions to come

Does wifu approve

Hitman 2? more like *Hitman 7*

Black Ops IV? more like Call of Duty 14

Bazinga

or sorry

Black Ops IIII

I've been saving this "wine sample" for three years now, it was like a shot's worth. Delicious shit

🍕

🌽

weak b8 m8

I mean, it’s not wrong.

^

I support the riots

I can’t tell if that image is ironic for not

Both

Because that’s the same fag who said kill all non extremists

Even a broken clock

Looks like something rofltank would post

Like fire or inazuma

If you aren't an extremist by now you're still a normie

whether you like it or not. You're extreme at *something*

by *someone's* standards

after all, they can't tell the difference between a libertarian and a NazBol, It's all "Nazis" to them

I’m a hentai extremist

you're an extreme masochist

who wants a mommy gf to choke you out

Lmao

fuck

Nice one retard

Masochism ❤

ty

I try

Not hard enough

Skepticism makes me harder

it's more of a chance to flaunt my pseudointellectual bullshit

Self-Deprecation is the only way to get ahead in life.

Enlightened

Gotta hit your head against the mirror a few times, shake your brain up a bit

shave your head back so you can show off all the scalp scars

Go shirtless in prison like T-Bone so you can show off your knife scars too

and beat up all the rapists

So edgy

edge-aculation, my mans

It’s like I’m reading tumblr

jerk it so hard you get dick blisters

Sounds retarded

Aren't we all?

Some more than others.

*sounding retarded* anyways

Obviously you haven't lined your helmet with tinfoil yet

@Runes them edgy characters make it hard for me to tag you

at least until I know your name is "Runes". ^-^

That’s what I call him

"Runes" or Edgy Japanese characters I can't interpret?

maybe they're chinese. I don't know.

did they hand out culture cards in '42 or '55?

@Runes
我想要魚

Chinese characters are fun

I could go for sushi

but my car is rekt

Fix it then

it's *totaled* m8

That *won't work*, like *some people*

*Fix it then*

@Maj. Asshole <:Youlookhottoday:483828583559856138>

@Mojo

@Mojo k

sir

@LostForgottenSadMoonshine get good skrub

jawohl, mein fuhrer

Huh. The new sheriff in my county seems like he really wants to help the community unlike the last fuckass who just wanted money.

Somebody's got more triggers than a triple-threat

A /k/ shield in yellow and grey or black.

That’s be a good patch

nice

So, at the company Christmas party and it's an open bar with bulleit, woodford reserve and titos

The private sector is something else

Burbur posting hours

Entire data center went down
Sheeit guess I'll get paid to watch anime tonight

@Jay Laadan

Lol belgium smokes too much grass when designing camo

DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT JIGSAW

Lol lets add pink to our uni while also getring rid of our navy and reducing pur ground forces

Belgium is a suprisingly weak ally for being invaded alot

https://www.gunbroker.com/item/790366803

@Runes Don't talk shit faggot.

Belgian camo is the tits

I go do IRL and you gotta be a little bitch

Their flecktarn copy is also 👌

He's not wrong rofl

Nah that shit's gay

They're up in arms because they're finally being affected by their own shitty decisions

Imagine my shock, elect socialists, get smacked by socialism

@RoflTank whoa there

Triggered much?

Nah just letting you know you're a cunt that's gotta talk shit behind backs

"Bu-but... you're not supposed to take MY stuff! I supported the shift towards socialism!"

Like when I said... Farsalor? (I think) was a commie because he supports Anticom and his weird political stance

I was gonna tag you, but I figured it wasn’t worth it

Also, because I was trying to not directly be a dick

But that I’d absolutely the kinda shit you post

So suck a fat one

That's absolutely not the kind of shit I post.

lolol

cringe... that's not even a meme, what is that?

cringe politically charged photos with bottom text

Since I was asked to not beat on you too much, I’m gonna leave this be.

I prefer my spicy edge maymays free range

Have a good evening

Whatever

You do you

Oh, before you go, do me a favor @Runes. Just @ me if you're gonna talk shit, don't pretend to not be a dick.

Thanks in advance

Tagging me after I said I was done is you just looking for more shit

Imma do whatever the fuck I want, eat a dick faggot.

There we go

That's the Runes I know

Happy?

Yee

Good.

Just fuck already

I’m saving myself for marriage UwU

What the fuck are you autists doing in my General.

Wanna marry me, Runes?

Fuck off runes is my wife

Well, I _do_ want to marry my waifu

@Sadmin aww hell no

Sadmin fruit is your wife

This isn't a harem anime

^

_slits wrists_

@Runes Bend over fucker

I'll fuck your wrist pussy

@Sadmin this ain't no harem anime and you ain't mormon pick one wife you filthy whore

@Innaswamp KMS Emden is my wife join vc and play botes with me

I'm about to sleep nigger

Guess who is getting up early for a pickup in orlando for some hunting gear

Gay

Remember kids
Let the hate flow through you
Use it as your source of power

*E D G E*

Oof

http://prntscr.com/ls8dvf

*Nigga deleted her comment*

@BSApricot Y delet

Dirty delet

*Very dirty*

cause you may have snowflakes in here

Do you know where you are?

Go big or go home bitch

This place is where snowflakes go to die

Actually this place is more tolerant of snowflakes than it used to be

*You should see the washout rates for this place*

Honeslty i want the stats

@Runes You've been here since the beginning man

I miss that shit

@Sadmin it sounds like we could use a *purge*

I mean, you are kind of the cause of it not continuing the way it was

Oof

True true

sadmin becomes snowflake

I can post deviant art fanfics, vore, and sonic OCs for an hour to purge @Sadmin

I am too tan for that

Live long enough and you become the villain

snowmin

Sadmin becomes the very thing he hates the most

Purges don’t really do much on discord

Froot is pale and suitable for being made into snowflake

Or something like that

soyboys

Soymin

I did become the villain

Lol

i want sonic ocs

imma make one

brb

DO NOT STEAL

morning

Froot just dips in to bully us

@Carol Go to hell

I approve

i live to bully

Smol bully

Shin puncher

With a weakness for headpats

@Sadmin fuck off you fat kike

Sadmin uses headpat on fruit. Critical strike

I just woke up

*ruffle ruffle*

it is 4am for me rn

same

Sleep fucker

I can imagine froot going ballistic if I try and pat her

Full autismo

and im only drinking that moonshine after my uni deadlines

nice and early

What can froot even do though