sorry...

sweet.

hi corn

brrrrrr

You didn't offend me. You don't have to apologize m8

hi swamp

even if it was a sarcastic sorry

Oh, sorry again....

STOP

...

fuckin weebs

You

ack

you're gonna make me feel guilty

this is so sad, can my pistol quit jamming for once?

No

Alexa play despacito

you're like Amon Goeth in

oh fuck

what's that movie I can't think of the name

Schindler's list. There we go

That was a good sniper scene

You ever just want to tongue punch the open end of a MK19?

*googles*

*unfamilliar*

oh

damn

*dont erp in my chat*

your chat?

*thub thub thub*

yea

@Bazey `I slowly strip off your shirt sexually`

I don't see your mod or admin titles @Bazey

therefore

You are the same level of shit as I

finders keepers retard

i called it first

DIBBS

see you

didn't

f

Corn stop roof venting

@LostForgottenSadMoonshine Change your name characters faggot

say Please

Stop acting retarded shitcunt newfags that's my job

It's cold and we need someone to scare newfags

@Saint_Kristoph say Please and I will

@FireRising you still make them look smart don't worry

pls.

@Bazey ~~I push @Saint_Kristoph out of the way and start to attach car battery cables to your nipples~~

THE FULL WORD

not an abbreviation

@LostForgottenSadMoonshine oi discount moonrunes change your name cockwasher

@Drogthodath my boner is getting harder, I love elelctrocution

*notices your already tracer*

OWO

<:GWczeAngryCry:402867151465086981>

I'm a welder, after all

Why are jewfags like this

many's a time have I shocked myself touching my workpiece

SHUT UP INNASWAMP

I've seen your shitposts

if you are who you claim to be

Post your ancestry results

i want off this earth, tbh

@FireRising you alright 🅱?

we'll see whos jew here

@FireRising Can you talk?

@FireRising I See your mic bubble but I dont hear you

I don't have ancestry results, I trust my grandmothers on both sides to be honest with me

which, for the most part, they have been

I don't pay jew companies like Ancestry

just like I don't give sadmin money for patches

My shit isn't connecting

😄

when do I get the "actual" hazing, m8s?

cuz you haven't even tried

Go VC and we can get you in now fuccboi

When your unit takes away your weekend putting you on extra duty but trysts to make it up to you by giving you extra rounds to spend. And then you got to clean the weapon with a bunch of pri's that dont know their ass from their elbow

my Mic sucks, other channels have told me. Do you really wanna here my mic?

hold on, my vision is blurry, let me squint to read that

Can't be worse than the phoneposting people.

Fucking Mark 14

Hey, I like the mark 14

and my woodstock

Mark19 is fun to shoot, a bitch to clean

m14

the only woodstock my grandpa remembers

😄

I too like things that don’t work

XD

Eyyyy I got the same vodka

That's why I drink *deathwish* coffee, with a shot of spirtyus

with two shots of those *"STOK"* things you can get at Cofairs

for extra caffeine

My old field barista used to make me deathwish

Not a bad brand

Field Baristas?

That's a thing? do tell

STORYTIME! YAY

I had a private that would bring a coffee set up and a jet boil to the field and I'd have him make me coffee.

did you tip him?

He earned the title of field barista

I let him take the first pick of MREs

good man

the chicken and rice MRE makes for a great lubricant

You need a jet boil or back pack stove to make those cold weather MREs

or a bag of fritos

I mean when it's cold we use the heaters in the MREs to warm ourselves. Just eat the thing cold.

If it's not frozen

The real gay part is that those actually stop working when it's cold enough

I always heat mine up or just eat the snacks

Yeah like 90% of the time mine qont work. Best snack is that apple fritter thing

Or the carrot cake

10/10

Frozens are fine, they thaw in your hand. if you're talking dried, just eat it raw

stomach can

can't* tell the difference

Okay if I end up drunk enough

You have to heat them up with body heat and let it get oxygen. It's honestly worth it just because you might as well make things just a little bit better while you're out there.

make the mistake of eating a couple dried turkey dinners once.

Oooo I'll try that.

because my brain couldn't tell the difference

Shove the mre in my uniform for a while

But ye if I get drunk enough

Story teim

hmm. those moments.

*silence falls*

*moves to another channel until you get back.*

Palm hit the chat area while i was reading the messages

Top tier toilet entertainment tbh

k

love me some stonetoss

I almost forgot it was thursday

fuckoff its friday cunt

Not here

get with the times ya dog

Official Time Zone is EST, as far as I've heard

which makes the time

2050.

as of now.

*Wait*

fuck you from down under

*Newfags*

*wait*

*faggot*

*wait*

*fuck you*

**NEWFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE**

damn

guess I have to leave now

*leaving before someone gets asshurt enough to ban you*

*or shoot you*

I feel like my ankle

getting stepped on all the time?

pretty broken

#istandcorrected

lmao

Jfc

You may want to

*fix that*

nah she'll be right

@Datura

bitta tape and some wood and bobs ya uncle

oh god

The nail

@Saint_Kristoph here another angle

Also a splinter under the nail doesnt hurt too bad eh, only for the first day or two

Oh, you're actually there? :v I thought that was like an image you fucking pulled lmao

<:shrek:420470144125370378>

nah that was my ankle not too long ago

`oof`

Get in my ass if you want me to notice you

yea mate

fuck outta hea japanese mushboy

First rule.

Second rule: I don't leave until I'm banned.

I wanna earn the ban first.

If i am, 100% unwelcome

This might get me banned

The ban hammer is primed

*oh no*

Oh no

a swastika

YAY

One struggle brother ☝️

my name

<:Windmill:341651908269703188>

glorious

nazis got me sleepin like

>i dont know who that is either

<:van1:337279423239946240>

<:van2:337279422434377737>

but

do you know

who I AM

a *negromancer*

I said who,

not what

Michael?

or is it Jimmy?

`To be completely honest not a fuckin' clue mate`

Ya winnin son?

He seems like a JAcob

<:satan:420471626098933760>

keep going

*guessing*

I mean

hmmm

Jacob sounds apt

<:purplenigga:447183504313417758>

How are you Jacob?

If you can figure out the FB name, I'll leave

<:shrekandobama:420470771064766476>

<:Slave:422253303871832064>

like, post a screencap or something

I guess

if you want me gone. I still think this is *hazing*

Mate

you haven't convinced me otherwise. I'm a smartass

and a dumbass

😄

<:1Ay:402940319450136586> <:2Ay:402939891421282314> <:3Ay:402939917405126656>

Half of us are from old and 2nd PK where bullying newfags was encouraged

^^^

bullying is always encouraged

Then, encourage me.

you white people should beat your children more

You're all fucking retarded

OH FINALLY

IM WHITE

Somebody called me a nigger earlier

you got one thing right

Nigger

that

Yes

I stick my dick in a dead kangaroo one time and I'm retarded smh

is fightin words m8

Fight me fucker