Is it a "Dingos gunna eat mai baby." liscense

Or like an umbrella when it's not gonna rain

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/923/813/7d5.jpg

@ebowden is a manly man though, he has a glock 40. That's his problem solver right there. Don't mess with his Vegemite.

lol

In the meme, the joke is that the retard actually just has a cheap-ass hi point.

i had a cultural exchange kid from australia when I was in school. one day be brought vegimite for everyone in class. That's when I decided I was never go to Australia.

Someone use the Peter Sweden meme. Lol

Yeah that meme is classic. I love when I happen to catch the actual episode

Gold every time

I love Vegemite.

Not Marmite or Promite though.

Those are disgusting.

Also answer my question I'm curious about your freedoms or lack of

If you have even a multi-tool with an un-locked blade in it, you need a "genuine reason" to be carrying it.

Seriously, what is wrong with you people? America is not sinless by any means culinarly (I own a box of celery flavored jell-o i found at a garage sale) but jesus christ. It's like you looked at british food and said "Oi 'old me beeah mate."

What's the difference in flavor with Marmite?

Marmite is disgusting and tastes like Vegemite that has gone off.

So does that apply to like carrying a giant maglite during the day to fend off aboos

Come to Australier! We took the "r" off the end of beeah and put it at the end of Australier!

Related

@ebowden what's the most Australian situation you have been in?

Eh the throwing stick plan always boomerangs on me.

Punched a kangaroo to save the last tasmanian tiger. Which jumped in the ocean and was double teamed by a blue ring octopus and a box jelly.

Hmm. Well, we had the problem of pademelons coming in and eating our herb garden, and Eastern Barred Bandicoots digging up our lawn.

Dude I don't know fuck about Australia lmfao

Bandicoots are a fucking thing

I get sad when I see a Tasmanian Devil run over.

Don't those only live in Tasmania now.

Poor things were hit hard by the facial tumour disease.

For quite a while, yes.

I'm from Texas we'd probablt hunt them from helicopters like we do everything else

Also that's not even a joke

What the heck is a pademelon?

Australia machine gunned camels from helicopters.

Texas. We're going to solve all out problems with a helicopter ride.

^

That's based eb

We still machine gun hogs

And use explosives

And miniguns

pademelon http://www.parks.tas.gov.au/file.aspx?id=23602&mode=standard&sb=.jpg

Dude

Send me one

I want that thing as a pet

Want to get a sugar glider or two at some point.

It's an obese kangaroo hobbit!

Don't

They noise they make is fucking shit

Nothing like a bansheeesqe screech at 3 am

I dealt with a parrot that cried like a human constantly. I can handle that.

Our possums make horiffic noises.

So do ours,.

Yeah

Fuck possums and raccoons equally

Are you familiar with the sound a mountain lion makes.? Because it's terrifying.

Yeah

Aussie possums are probably venomous and jacked. Lol

I've seen 3 in my life time

Two going down the highway

And one in person from a deer stand

eastern barred bandicoot
http://www.aus-blick.de/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/WMA088_Eastern-Barred-Bandicoot.jpg
https://www.zoo.org.au/sites/default/files/styles/zv_carousel_large/public/EBB-nite-threat-spec-web620.jpg?itok=U26j0A1E
http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2011/09/10/1226133/761159-eastern-barred-bandicoot.jpg
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Possoms? See them all the time here.

Mountain lion

Shot more possums then I can count

Cats however

Fuck that

That is freaking cute

Only seen them at the zoo. But I could hear them from my grandfather's place when I was a kid.

We have a lot of then that come up from Mexico

Bandicoots keep our lawn clear of corby grubs.

I can totally see how crash is a bandicoot now

@ebowden what is that animal as your picture that's in the hand?

I think it's a little american shrew.

(On someone's finger tip.)

What's weird though (and you could get a creepypasta out of this) is the mountain lioins i heard sounded more like babies than women.

I'd be freaked about that, but the ones at the zoo made the same sound.

I'm really not even sure how to describe their sound

I get scared easy don't start.

The good thing about them is they're kinda pussies when they see people

With so many exotic animals are they strict about which ones you can keep as pets?

I'm Texas is basically a free for all

There is at least 1 tiger in my city

And the big ranches here gave everything from ostrich to elephant

Are you serious? That's just wrong, as a pet.

They just refrenced the problem solver meme on sinatra's stream.

Yeah

Yeah, it takes a lot of red tape and stuff to get one.

We just kinda do whatever down here

And you really don't want one. Dangerous as hell.

Last I heard the guy kept it in his house

Like a fucking house cat

Hope i don't scare vargas but that reminds me of a story.

I wouldn't feel bad if he got eaten by the tiger

OMG Grumplebee no

When my parents were in high school there was this hippie guy that owned a trio of retired circus lions. You could hear them roar from the school sometimes.

That's fire

I really want a wolf