roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot

next question.

Or you get a harpoon and make your own holes.

Ahhh ahhh ahh!

:^)

he got it

If you have to roll her around, chances are she won't be able to get up for a while

she'll just lay there like a beached whale

You'd lose an inch and a half just from that ass fat boi

maybe more

If you're really inaccurate, you'll be pumping into the muffin handles and fat rolls depending on how supersized you managed to get yourself into

I'll have to find a girl at an all you can eat place see how this works

We have an abundance of that sort of thing in the US

You won't have one bit of trouble

the fat girls you got to be careful because they tend to be nicegirls too

Nicegirls TM

kind of like niceguys, but female and infinite amounts of clingy,

Niceguys still wanna fuck and Nicegirls still wanna divorce rape. See: Dependapatamous

it's annoying going out to bars if you want to pick up women by approaching groups of girls...3 girls and one of them is obese

it's always the obese one that tries

Approaching women in 2k19 no thanks I like my room without bars

while I want the hottest girl, I have to deal with a fat chick trying to get with me

'going out to bars' I think I see your problem.

Anywhere for that matter where groups of girls go

idk where they go for girls night out

but i guarantee you one girl is fat

Just swipe right and make them come to you

But then move house cuz they gun getchu

No, that doesn't work. I have to compete for plain jane with 74 other average guys just like me

Online dating ratios are fucked

You just have to be one of the 10 cocks she's taking that week

It's not too tricky

I mean... statistically speaking 67% of girls in the US are overweight and 30%~ of those are full on obese. So 1 in 3 should be a whale.

Those are the Chads who have strong frame tho

I got no frame and look like wario

Obesity is such a problem that we have to have fat acceoptance now

maybe we are making progress tho because first is awareness, acceptance, then change comes after

No one wants to hear Eat right, sleep well, and exercise every day

too much truth in that.

Well I'm not about to sleep well that's for sure

*inserts Fine Keep Your Secrets meme*

no secret here, put in work and get results

mental hurdles are tough to overcome and self discipline does take a lot of efftort at first

but it gets easier over time once things become habit

Yeah I had to force myself to workout everyday

Took like 5minths before I stopped trying to convince myself not to each time

It is difficult when you're having fun talking about obese women on discord when you need to be lifting tho. Fun is hard to pass up in such a boring reality

Im thankful i get to lift

Its the one thing that has kept me going in my darkest times

When i ditched smoking tobacco

I started lifting

This is why we escape so much. Reality is too mundane, boring, not much of a challenge when you consider a 9-5 lifestyle. Doing the same thing on repeat for years and years

omfg, lifting is my therapy tbh

Yep

I used to train so hard i’d get insomnia

Yeah liftings great

I recommend it to everyone

Dead end job, no where to grow. doing the same job until you retire

Do you tell them to be white and hold frame?

if you want to grow in the company you need to become supervisors or managers

I'm a huge advocate for being white so yeah

If you become a manager, you can't let your team have frame

I hate playing the political games but you gotta do what you gotta do

What if all of them listen to the red man group

so really, if you're not a manager you can't be allowed 1 bit of frame

Tfm said it really well

“Do the song and dance”

Just pretend you’re servile

If youre botting a 9-5

At least they give you money

Just get the bag and go home

Thats the mindset i try to cultivate

Yeah that's how I see it

Its the only way really

I'll do office politics if it works in my favor. I'll do all these social games if it helps me get success...other than that I don't like having anything to do with being fake and playing games

same here

Same

I just found out im mildly autistic so

Gotta laugh at America gotta laugh at guns gotta praise diversity and I get more money

Explains my hatred for pretending and social shit

I might be too honestly. but it's self speculation

@Roxgor i've always known you were a retard ❤

Also trump is like literally hitler

and no he isn't

You found that out with an online quiz mate it doesn't count

if you mean in the sense he's a nationalist, sure, but that's about it.

hitler was smarter for one

If that's the case with you, I wish i didn't have to put on a fake persona just to "look good" for other people i don't care about

I hate that so i dont do it

I don't really try

Ill have to though

I'll do anything for a few extra shekels

I just do what I'm gonna do

It instantly saps me of energy

I've got these cheseburgers man? will you do anything for a cheeseburger? lol

I'll ignore Karen talking about how Steve is too quiet, while I keep to myself and do my job

I don't eat take out but if you could turn it into a dollar you'd have me

Yea i wont get involved in no politicking

Ill just be a bot at work

Like fuck off, it's probably Karen's indirect way of saying I need to open up more, since she's in listening distance bitching to becky