I once walked in wearing an amethyst crystal I picked up at some holistic shop

he looks at me

he always comes at me with that pouti crapne

***ah, I See You Have an Onyx Pillar. Onyx Fits Your Personality.***

"this is an amethyst, dumbass'

his coworkers start laughing

it was bad lighting so sure okay

Doesn't excuse him being an unstoppable duumbass

hey man - poutine with smoked brisket is fucking delicious

never had it, but that sounds good

At said poutinery you get a lot of customization

my usual is

ya but at that point

I have no contact what so every with any one from High School

its really the brisket that did it

not the gravy

or the little bits of half cheese yall forgot to finish

>fries gravy cheese curds, duh
>pickle. Trust me, it works.
>onion
>mushroom
>pulled pork
and
>sometimes chipotle sauce or jalepino

lol

sometimes instead of pulled pork, gyro meat

never

it's delightfully diabeetus

I also knew this other kid who was the epitome of "high school metalhead who's going nowhere in life"

Am I the only one that preffers baked fries over fried fries

Skinny, wears nothing but metal shirts, goatee and shoulder-length hair

telling a southrner tht gyro meat works in stead of bbq meat is like fighting words my friend

lol

this kid basically looked like toki wartooth

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/metalocalypse/images/0/06/Tokis.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140128081228

but with a goatee

he was the kinda guy to call you a faggot and claim free speech when you got pissed off

TylerC - I would have to agree being an Alberta man myself

show up late to class reeking of weed

and then fuck around with a lighter all class

he had some cool ideas for a comic/novel series that I'm sad will never see the light of day because he's a fucking idiot who'll never accomplish making it

He had one about an Ork, raised by wizards, and a dragon prince who dislikes flying

and their wAcKy AdVeNturEs

OK folks I am out

@Tornzy ya dont get me wrong, i have had poutine, its pretty decent, but let me make you some fries with some chili and cheese melted on it, then we can talk

nite @Khanclansith

He had another story about like