Message from @Jossi

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2017-01-22 06:53:44 UTC  

A- is too good for him. i'd give him a D-

2017-01-22 06:54:36 UTC  

So much that he LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN anyone having a different worldview other than his warped utopian one

2017-01-22 06:54:53 UTC  

is it wrong to point out that our first black president also gave us our first financial downgrade 😂

2017-01-22 06:56:24 UTC  

not even being president allows them to escape bad credit

2017-01-22 06:58:14 UTC  

he probably spent it on golfing and michelle obamas strap-on collection. I bet Obama is into pegging and why he married a she-beast

2017-01-22 07:00:09 UTC  

Michelle probably benches twice what he does

2017-01-22 07:00:17 UTC  

It wouldn't surprise me

2017-01-22 07:00:37 UTC  

haha yea

2017-01-22 07:19:04 UTC  

So it's 11:20pm

2017-01-22 07:20:13 UTC  

Next to my building is an absolute dump. This family essentially lives in a shack and are hammering shit presumably because some of their house blew apart during a storm yesterday.

2017-01-22 07:20:20 UTC  

maybe where you are. it's 1:30 am here

2017-01-22 07:20:28 UTC  

This is considered prime oceanfront real estate here too.

2017-01-22 07:20:58 UTC  

I live in one of the nicest buildings on the beach while living next to one of the shittiest properties.

2017-01-22 07:21:08 UTC  

Yea late there.

2017-01-22 07:21:08 UTC  

that happened a lot in Austin too

2017-01-22 07:21:25 UTC  

after FEMA started handing out checks the dindus headed for ATX for the good lifestyle

2017-01-22 07:21:31 UTC  

thenthey proceded to fuck it up royally.

2017-01-22 07:22:07 UTC  

now we hve police helicopter chases all over the city and our murder rate is like 25 a year. we were down to about 1 per year. tell me again: no lniks between blacks and violence?

2017-01-22 07:22:16 UTC  

Checks for what? I hear tons of Austin is gentrified.

2017-01-22 07:22:23 UTC  

Lke there's no room for knee grows even?

2017-01-22 07:22:42 UTC  

government FEMA checks

2017-01-22 07:22:58 UTC  

and yes austin is about 90+% white

2017-01-22 07:23:07 UTC  

but they are swipls and very brainwashed

2017-01-22 07:23:24 UTC  

it's not too expensive yet. i pay 1150/month for my two bedroom

2017-01-22 07:23:36 UTC  

and i can afford to buy a house if i have some money for a downpayment

2017-01-22 07:23:51 UTC  

but if fi if i get this teacing position at Tulane I'll be in dinduville in no time

2017-01-22 07:24:08 UTC  

I hear NOLA is about 50% black

2017-01-22 07:24:24 UTC  

I thought it was 80%+ black

2017-01-22 07:24:29 UTC  

haha

2017-01-22 07:24:51 UTC  

only when the old women runing street cars instead of finishing their route is is 80% black 😃

2017-01-22 07:25:26 UTC  

no shit. i've had to get of trains in NOLA becaue the goddamn bus drivers didn't want to go any further

2017-01-22 07:26:44 UTC  

That's fucked up. What a history it has too. In spite of the dindus everywhere it had a certain charm about it

2017-01-22 07:27:07 UTC  

yea, architecturally its the most beautiful city in the US

2017-01-22 07:27:16 UTC  

and i love the food and culture

2017-01-22 07:27:57 UTC  

I like it here in backwoods middle-of-nowhereville, Michigan

2017-01-22 07:28:09 UTC  

but I dont want to have to explain Double Macchiato with cream 6 times for laquefa to get my fucking order right. hurry up bitch i have to each in like 15 minutes, fucking brew bitch

2017-01-22 07:32:43 UTC  

That must be painful, really. Explaining coffee to a NOLA dindu.

2017-01-22 07:33:09 UTC  

i was embarassed for her

2017-01-22 07:33:24 UTC  

but that didn't stop me from talking to the manager and getting it comp'd 😄

2017-01-22 07:34:13 UTC  

oh and congrats Mother, i just made you a centurio for your good work for the movement

2017-01-22 07:36:53 UTC  

Lol noice thanks.