Tim your hair's not white enough

the soylent is beanies! its beanies! youre eating beanies!

nor are you smug enough

Mal Santa and Rasputin Impersonator

and you need to be at least 30% more homosexual

that's a hell of a combo

@wacl

@wacka wouldn't he be a cannibal if he drank soylent then?

huh. Apparently cooper's not dating that one guy anymore.

He didn't specify why but he said his boyfriend complained about how much of an unstoppable workaholic cooper is

probably turned him straight

and all the travel with the show

I just imagine Cooper now

wake up
soylent.drink
drive.exe
FakeNews.Exe
Soylent.exe
Drive.Exe
Sleep.Exe

Cooper from twin peaks?

repeat

no, cnn's anderson cooper

buttsex.exe

he has no time for buttsex

ya know

like once a month

while live: drink soylent

otherwise, maleprostitute.exe

or.... public static void hireMaleProstitue
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I don't know how he can do that much soylent

I used to do a protein shake every morning and I got sick of it really fast

since it likely would just be a method within the program somewhere of the <:NPC:500042527231967262> that is cooper

<:NPC:500042527231967262>

you know, the npc meme does kinda look like anderson cooper

soylent goes in soylent goes out, you can't explain that

true

fox news

more trusted than pbs

https://www.mediapost.com/publications/article/322934/tvs-most-trusted-news-brands.html

how the fuck

really?

ok that was surprising

PBS is great though

yea....

pbs is great

is cspan more trusted?