Message from @ryuplaneswalker
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iron garbage
Good.
I was amazed how boring it was.
It involved immortal ninjas and a guy who could create the densest force in the universe concentrated at his knuckles.
And they made it *dull.*
How do you manage such a fuckup.
they should film me and my brother trying to fix a 40yr old industrial sized washing machine
drama
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Yo that sounds hype
Link?
Because they were to focused on being woke in Luke Cage and Jessica Jones.
the only link that will be up is a gofundme because its fucking impossible to source parts for it
one of which manages to be more dull than Fist.
Do you know how many episodes there were of killing ninjas?
--Offhand I couldn't even tell you.
probably 2
But the answer is "less than 30%"
but that is still more interesting than
And "less than 80%" would be unacceptable as well.
If you have IMMORTAL NINJAS, the first thing you wanna do is show them being violently ripped apart by the main hero.
Because there's no moral consequence to it. They're immortal.
they need to rebrand it as IRON FIRST ASMR
As soon as the ninja turtles find out the foot soldiers are robots
They decide "oh so we can KILL THE SHIT OUT OF THEM"
And then they do so.
Batwoman pilot isn't looking good
Honestly.
These "Girl versions of thing" mostly suck.
One of the only good ones I know of is Spider Girl and She-Hulk.
Spider Girl because it's Peter's daughter, making it a story of the future.
She Hulk because it's a parody of everything it might've been.
She Hulk was created because the Hulk tv series was a hit, and someone could've easily made a female knock-off version legally
So Marvel beat them to the punch by actually creating that character first.
And more than that, EFFORT was applied to her existence
👌
I like effort.
There's no such thing as trying too hard.
When someone says "Trying too hard" see if they actually mean "Spreading oneself too thin"