Message from Fireball Bastard in Safe Space 3 #shitposting


2017-05-13 13:38:23 UTC  

who will give them a steak and blowjob when they ask for it

2017-05-13 13:38:50 UTC  

I've heard there's a dichotomy that men after their teens will generally have to make:
Hot, Sane, Single- Pick Two

2017-05-13 13:38:57 UTC  

I'm not sure if this is true or not.

2017-05-13 13:39:15 UTC  

I don't know, I've never had a girlfriend outside of my childhood sweetheart

2017-05-13 13:39:40 UTC  

Who sadly coalburned, but had a white child who's a bastard unfortunately

2017-05-13 13:40:11 UTC  

If most giantess women are considered unattractive to sub-Hyperborean manlets, regardless if the choice is real, I won't have to make it. ^_^

2017-05-13 13:40:52 UTC  

I'm not sure what you just said but it made ya happy so hurray?

2017-05-13 13:42:13 UTC  

Most men (including alt-right men) somewhat dislike women taller than 6'+.
I, being extremely tall myself, don't.

2017-05-13 13:42:30 UTC  

how tall are you?

2017-05-13 13:42:36 UTC  

6'8.

2017-05-13 13:42:39 UTC  

Hot damn

2017-05-13 13:42:43 UTC  

I'm not kidding.

2017-05-13 13:42:45 UTC  

I'm jealous lol

2017-05-13 13:42:48 UTC  

💦 hot

2017-05-13 13:42:54 UTC  

I'm just a measly 6'0

2017-05-13 13:43:06 UTC  

5'4'' here huehuehuhe

2017-05-13 13:43:24 UTC  

Short women are adorable tho

2017-05-13 13:43:33 UTC  

I'm sure you'll make a fantastic wife/mother/whatever you want to be...

2017-05-13 13:43:43 UTC  

6'2 here.

2017-05-13 13:43:48 UTC  

but in the hypothetical scenario that we had a kid, it'd probably kill you.

2017-05-13 13:43:52 UTC  

Jus saying.

2017-05-13 13:43:52 UTC  

i'd be at chest level or something @Fireball Bastard

2017-05-13 13:44:11 UTC  

My mom was 5'8, and had a difficult pregnancy.

2017-05-13 13:44:36 UTC  

it's called a c-section

2017-05-13 13:44:50 UTC  

Women's size has nothing really to do with how difficult a pregnancy is.

2017-05-13 13:45:04 UTC  

Are those really that safe? I was under the impression those were popular because they were painless.

2017-05-13 13:45:04 UTC  

Really?

2017-05-13 13:45:09 UTC  

No

2017-05-13 13:45:17 UTC  

C-Sections are basically cutting open the belly

2017-05-13 13:45:19 UTC  

Without sedatives

2017-05-13 13:45:21 UTC  

I know.

2017-05-13 13:45:23 UTC  

Most babies are born between 5 - 10 pounds.

2017-05-13 13:45:26 UTC  

Wait... without? o.o

2017-05-13 13:45:30 UTC  

Yeah

2017-05-13 13:45:31 UTC  

Without

2017-05-13 13:45:32 UTC  

>without

2017-05-13 13:45:34 UTC  

No, they use sedatives.

2017-05-13 13:45:35 UTC  

that's retarded

2017-05-13 13:45:46 UTC  

Well, they give circumcisions without them.

2017-05-13 13:45:50 UTC  

At least that's what I was told by a couple of baby boomers

2017-05-13 13:45:50 UTC  

Poor kids.