Or....I could get those and slip them on over my glasses

@O/K/ie Voluntaryist how ballistic are those

Won't know till I get em, although they are rothco....which I'm sure the name will sound familiar to you

@Ramrod1992 you making fun of my.for needing glasses and hearing aids?!

Rothco being who the state has for military contracts on that sort of thing....

Those are z87 rated ballistic

For shrapnel

I'd be shocked if there was any ballistic goggles that could take bullets.

Yeah, im sure theres something somewhere

@Radmin yes old man

Im waiting on my hearing aids to come in

Im not even 30

I'm 22

I need glasses and probably would hurt to have a cane.....sword

Yeah bro a cane sword

And a pimp cape

If I'm being honest I really want a longsword, one handed. Maybe a kite shield, red and white spray paint and a Maltese cross template.

@Ramrod1992 I'm 24 and need hearing aids due to not giving a Fuck about listening to arty shells pound off all day and night, and glasses due to being an idiot as a child and staring into the sun and bright lights because I thought it was a talent

Oof.....super oof

@Radmin yeah same here

And my brother would hold my face against the TV because he thought it was funny

My eyes are just sensitive as fuck....maybe something to do with genetics?

Perhaps

Maybe...this?

That's an eye... Yes

I'm in a bright room and the light is opposite of me.....and my pupil is that big. Use your head man @Radmin

Cocaine!

I wish....I'm not high or drunk at all.

LSD?

No drugs or alcohol in my system at all

Although.....I may change that soon

Do it

Legalize recreational high speed chicken feed

Just load chicken feed into bird shot

@Soulless

I mean it’s worth a shot

Anyone wanting to shoot me @Radmin

@Soulless are you asking if I want to shoot you? Fill them fuckers with chicken feed

Make an regret the day they walked in

They'll leave with 1000S of tiny holes in them from chicken feed