Message from @Jokerfaic

Discord ID: 692123058604867684


2020-03-24 19:25:09 UTC  

"Editor's note: The story and headline have been corrected to reflect the fact that the form of chloroquine the couple ingested was used in aquariums (not the medication)."

2020-03-24 19:25:29 UTC  

Please let me know if any other news outlet makes a correction, because I doubt it.

2020-03-24 19:56:58 UTC  

Lmao

2020-03-24 20:00:40 UTC  

No fucking wonder, the shit they took had fucking Phosphoric Acid

2020-03-24 20:03:41 UTC  

NBC initially said that the couple confused the Fish Treatment with the medication that Trump talked about

2020-03-24 20:04:31 UTC  

Every other outlet is somehow blaming Trump one way or another

2020-03-24 20:05:31 UTC  

It's like saying

2020-03-24 20:05:54 UTC  

That "This dude told me caffeine could help me focus and increase energy"

2020-03-24 20:06:04 UTC  

"So I took a few capsules and my heart exploded!"

2020-03-24 20:06:12 UTC  

"This is totally his fault for telling me to ingest caffeine!"

2020-03-24 20:10:49 UTC  

"Bob dude told me chlorine is necessary to clean a pool, so I emptied 35 bottles of Clorox bleach into my jacuzzi and now my skin is melting!!!
Damn you Bob this is all your fault!"

2020-03-24 20:18:36 UTC  

Do the news media infantalise the general public to this degree?

2020-03-24 20:40:41 UTC  

Yes

2020-03-24 20:44:32 UTC  

Do the general public actually buy this nonsense anymore?

2020-03-24 20:45:03 UTC  

The worst thing is there's going to be at least some who do

2020-03-24 20:46:39 UTC  

only super normie boomers and retarded leftists

2020-03-24 20:47:21 UTC  

I cannot imagine anyone else but the wildly ignorant or the monumentally stupid would believe MSM anymore

2020-03-24 21:24:28 UTC  

Well that's good news

2020-03-24 21:29:30 UTC  

>No Ghey Secks

Holy Shit, Coronavirus is Based?

2020-03-24 21:29:56 UTC  

straight people can do anal, you tit

2020-03-24 21:30:04 UTC  

Anal Sex is Gay

2020-03-24 21:30:13 UTC  

women have anuses

2020-03-24 21:30:54 UTC  

though its not a preference of mine

2020-03-24 21:31:54 UTC  

Yes because this awareness message is clearly for straight anal appreciators and not you know, the fags

2020-03-24 21:32:00 UTC  

i like the wash your hands part

2020-03-24 21:32:01 UTC  

Lmao

2020-03-24 21:32:15 UTC  

The shit0sucking anal-lickers of NYC

2020-03-24 21:32:24 UTC  

Definitely not the target

2020-03-24 21:32:28 UTC  

eating ass is on hold folks

2020-03-24 21:32:31 UTC  

it stipulates that semen and vaginal secretions haven't shown signs of transmitting cov

2020-03-24 21:32:38 UTC  

It was that darned butt-ploughing straights they have to warn

2020-03-24 21:32:43 UTC  

I don't rememeber gay men having vaginas

2020-03-24 21:32:58 UTC  

Gay transmen

2020-03-24 21:33:31 UTC  

not gay men, then, are they

2020-03-24 21:34:27 UTC  

fuckin cringe server with shit priorities

2020-03-24 21:36:17 UTC  

me: "Oh hey, the pussy is still safe, neat"
Athens: "hAhA DuM dUm GhEy FoLk"

2020-03-24 21:39:52 UTC  

Trans women have vaginas and as many penises as they want

2020-03-24 21:40:07 UTC  

they aren't women though

2020-03-24 21:40:20 UTC  

I didn't fucking say trans did I, you mutant

2020-03-24 21:40:36 UTC  

Trans gay females