Message from @Samaritan™

Discord ID: 687860104955297835


2020-03-13 03:05:10 UTC  

oh yeah who can forget the toy xi jinping thats woke as fuck

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/687858764472516640/bootlegs.png

2020-03-13 03:05:24 UTC  

That’s from Jontron

2020-03-13 03:05:35 UTC  

Jontron’s the best

2020-03-13 03:05:41 UTC  

jon is pretty great

2020-03-13 03:06:09 UTC  

whiny the poo senses some real shit

2020-03-13 03:07:31 UTC  

good thing I'm in Australia the kung flue cant get me here the fires already killed everything

2020-03-13 03:07:57 UTC  

No it’s all across the anglosphere

2020-03-13 03:08:04 UTC  

Seriously this shit just appeared

2020-03-13 03:08:12 UTC  

Out of buttfuck nowhere

2020-03-13 03:09:15 UTC  

bruh

2020-03-13 03:09:23 UTC  

we know where it came from lol

2020-03-13 03:09:26 UTC  

what if fire elemental zombies

2020-03-13 03:09:39 UTC  

@Harrybaxter♫♫♩♫‿◦ one year ago no one knew about this

2020-03-13 03:09:49 UTC  

@CIRRUS Nah we're fucked mate

2020-03-13 03:09:51 UTC  

Now everyone and their mom knows about it

2020-03-13 03:09:54 UTC  

Now

2020-03-13 03:10:13 UTC  

Saw Boris get a science guy on stage and say that the 500 infected and 20 in ICU in the UK means there is around 5000 to 10000 infected

2020-03-13 03:10:24 UTC  

yeah

2020-03-13 03:10:25 UTC  

The math for that here in Aus means there is 1000 to 2000 infected

2020-03-13 03:10:28 UTC  

You're fucked mate

2020-03-13 03:10:31 UTC  

We're fucked mate

2020-03-13 03:10:36 UTC  

theres always gonna be people who dont check in and have it

2020-03-13 03:10:40 UTC  

because the symptoms are too mild for them

2020-03-13 03:10:44 UTC  

or they are lazy bastards

2020-03-13 03:10:50 UTC  

honestly, aussies have eaten things way worse than bat soup and im surprised they dont have their own pandemic by now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/687860194105229312/ZombieFires.png

2020-03-13 03:10:56 UTC  

bruh shell be right I got fuck tones of toilet paper

2020-03-13 03:11:13 UTC  

i hope people who horde toilet paper spill a drink on it

2020-03-13 03:11:14 UTC  

@Ayylmao that’s precisely why I don’t think it was the bats

2020-03-13 03:11:35 UTC  

Well not precisely

2020-03-13 03:11:36 UTC  

The fucking retards trying to return their 3 grand worth of tp

2020-03-13 03:11:45 UTC  

who the fuck eats bats anyway

2020-03-13 03:11:46 UTC  

Fucking cunts are why I couldn't get any hand soap

2020-03-13 03:11:55 UTC  

oof

2020-03-13 03:12:00 UTC  

there do seem to be a large amount of lower respiratory infections that spring out of china, lol

2020-03-13 03:12:01 UTC  

>selling second hand TP in the post apocalypse <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2020-03-13 03:12:08 UTC  

Being a zoomer and all this is pretty bizarre

2020-03-13 03:12:09 UTC  

they are gonna wish that toliet paper was money after the economy probably collapses

2020-03-13 03:12:26 UTC  

didnt sars and murs also come out of china?

2020-03-13 03:12:28 UTC  

its like waterworld, but with fire

2020-03-13 03:12:40 UTC  

fallout instead of bottle caps it tp