Message from @Samaritan™

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2020-03-13 03:18:01 UTC  

Can you imagine how annoyed doctors must be over this

2020-03-13 03:18:27 UTC  

They aren't even treating people yet and they're already being overworked just swabbing for it

2020-03-13 03:19:09 UTC  

When will we find a way to completely treat viruses

2020-03-13 03:19:21 UTC  

20 years from now maybe

2020-03-13 03:19:26 UTC  

1-2 years

2020-03-13 03:19:26 UTC  

let the weekend begin

2020-03-13 03:19:27 UTC  

boomers : hmmm im experiencing shit that has nothing to do with breathing or fevers

TIME TO CLOG UP HEALTH SERVICES

2020-03-13 03:19:30 UTC  

For the first vaccine

2020-03-13 03:19:37 UTC  

first vaccine for corona

2020-03-13 03:19:39 UTC  

but not every virus

2020-03-13 03:19:42 UTC  

My roommate mocked me and called me weird when I bough this who’s laughing now Rebecca ya dumb bitch

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/687862423012638768/image0.jpg

2020-03-13 03:19:45 UTC  

Which will only work for a limited window

2020-03-13 03:19:54 UTC  

isnt the vaccine for carona lime shot

2020-03-13 03:19:59 UTC  

corona

2020-03-13 03:20:01 UTC  

stop

2020-03-13 03:20:01 UTC  

It will also evolve to be weaker and not more deadly

2020-03-13 03:20:02 UTC  

I'm hungry

2020-03-13 03:20:02 UTC  

im laughing, gasmasks are a waste of money <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2020-03-13 03:20:04 UTC  

Help

2020-03-13 03:20:09 UTC  

@Ayylmao I don’t think that many old people are willing to go to the doctor’s

2020-03-13 03:20:16 UTC  

As the deadlier strains of the virus kill all hosts

2020-03-13 03:20:21 UTC  

I mean enjoy getting sick

2020-03-13 03:20:32 UTC  

@CIRRUS how is the mask going to stop you getting sick

2020-03-13 03:20:36 UTC  

So it'll eventually evolve into a less lethal non nightmare strain

2020-03-13 03:20:38 UTC  

Will I get dock if I order pizza ?

2020-03-13 03:20:45 UTC  

Sick *

2020-03-13 03:20:48 UTC  

do you touch your face literally ever? you'll get the virus then

2020-03-13 03:20:54 UTC  

Protect me from all the coofers

2020-03-13 03:20:54 UTC  

how does sick become dock?

2020-03-13 03:20:57 UTC  

As long as the mask covers the eyes it should work

2020-03-13 03:21:01 UTC  

no it doesnt lmao

2020-03-13 03:21:08 UTC  

Typo

2020-03-13 03:21:10 UTC  

It do though

2020-03-13 03:21:15 UTC  

How would a gas mask not work

2020-03-13 03:21:22 UTC  

Nigga it covers the whole ass face

2020-03-13 03:21:23 UTC  

when its broken

2020-03-13 03:21:25 UTC  

Everyone is laughing at the people in the hazmat suits but it'll legit work so

2020-03-13 03:21:34 UTC  

Whos laughing now when everyone has corona

2020-03-13 03:21:34 UTC  

This shirt ain’t broken

2020-03-13 03:21:37 UTC  

it stops it getting directly in to your mouth, but all the virus in the air settles on your body, and then you eventually touch your face

2020-03-13 03:21:43 UTC  

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