Whos laughing now when everyone has corona

This shirt ain’t broken

it stops it getting directly in to your mouth, but all the virus in the air settles on your body, and then you eventually touch your face

every one was laughing at people buying food and water

and have to take the mask off at some point, so you are going to get infected

You decontaminate before taking it off

preparing ways to prolong time before infection is a complete waste of time

and money

https://youtu.be/CqXRLwKJz7s

Take a fuckn shower then

you intend to shower after every meal? every time you see another human being?

wait till it gets to the point of corona rain

Wash hands do normal peppermint things

how are you gonna get clean water for that, the soap for that?

Unless you're planning to not work for 2 years it will ultimately be worthless

Imma coat myself in hand sanitizer

And wear goggles

just paint ur whole body in lead baised paint

lol

Drinks only vodka

Ewww

Alcohol

just take the easy way out and eat the lead in the paint, in the form of a bullet if you are that worried about getting infected.

well it worked in north korea

yeah lol

Not a bad idea

the lead baised cure

lead is the only thing proven to prevent you from dying of coronavirus as of now

Mmmm yummy metals

lmfao

i thought you could only prevent corona with 40000 rolls of toilet paper

We've yet to hit the phase where it reanimates you

i dont know whats worse, the people selling bleach saying it cures coronavirus or the people believing them

Can you imagine how pleased Kim is with himself

the people believing them

if each family buys 4 packs of toilet paper today, all the toilet paper ends up being bought out. In reality each family merely stocked up on 2 months worth of toilet paper, as they probably have with food and other stuff. but when the toilet paper is bought out, those observing how funny it is then begin to describe it as if it was a single person who bought it all out and oh how silly they must be, don't they know they dont need it all...

Problem is you can't gain immunity and it can cause permeant damage to your lungs

natral selection

That’s he’s managed to not get the bullshit from basically the country he has to feed off of

So you might catch it 3 times over the 2 years it takes for a vaccine to come out imao