my state just got its first two cases a couple days ago and it's been front page news everywhere. I got my beans and can opener.

Dam god should stop playing plague inc it’s definitely not cash money

2016 : take off antifa masks and beat them up
2020 : take off antifa masks and cough on them

God’s just had a field day for the past 2 decades

Place your bets, will Greenland or Madagascar fall last?

Greenland

in my city the first person diagnosed was a med student who did 3 surgeries while sick before symptoms

Greenland last

if pandemic 1 taught me anything

madagascar

Madagascar last

every fucking time

@GCMoney SHIEET

trump was trying to buy greenland before all of this <:thunk:462282216467333140>

No Greenland is always the last one for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2G5W-UeM7w

nostra trumpus

Yeah if you don’t start there it’s always the hardest to get

invest in virus trust me

Italy with its 1k deaths still looks okay on the map

Invest in big farma

realistically theres barely any big populations in madagascar anyway

Is it in the fucking vatican?

The hell???

yes

Oof

did you not know it was that small?

The pope got exposed didn't he?

> Invest in big farma
@CIRRUS dont if the economy crashes, a business doing well wont save that

and its own country?

@Harrybaxter♫♫♩♫‿◦ ik

no the pope just had an actual flu

negative for corona

Ah

Ik’s that small

Vatican is literally just a hilltop

poor timing though lol

Fun fact; when the virus subsides, pharma stocks will PLUMMET

Which is why the map threw me off

lol yeah the Vatican has 1 infection

Full of boomers