the Onion should do actual reporting

never gonna happen

but what if it did

this is what i get for selecting large world

i haven't even hit stone yet

I really hope corona actually mutates to have the level of mortality the black plague does so it can kill stupid panicking normies like these

@Mentrex God just laughed and said "he's next"

lol

the angels all laugh cause they don't want to be fired

https://europe.infowars.com/eu-to-offer-illegal-migrants-on-greek-islands-over-2-000-to-return-home/

you what

are you fucking serious

God the EU is so fucking weak yet strong at the same time

Forgive greeces debts, send troops to the greek border.

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keep in mind thats from infowars

i believe infowars more than i believe CNN

I use bridsign to get my news

*birdsign

Its more reliable than smoke signals

The smoke signals has been reliable for many years, ooga booga.

Goes against tradition.

Only cringe rock-eaters trust smoke signals

Rock strong right now

Berry seems too volitale

Berry stock rising.
Berry go to moon.

Isopod in lake say so

Everytime i watch that video it reignites my desire to watch xavier renegade angel again

Those videos restore my love of humanity

What do you call species-oriented patriotism? Because I have that.

I need more furry porn

@ArmouredHeart human superiority

Annnnnnd moment is ruined

welcome to the ideology of animal hatred

i treat animals like nazis treated jews