See above

Monogamous promiscuity

I keep one partner, sometimes with mistress

But one partner

Women are pretty great

I had a casual sex relationship with a really close friend.

It was awesome.

Leash thy tongue, degenerate.

I shan't, it pleases my woman greatly.

>casual premarital sex
ew

@NinjaQuick

Waiting to marry is fine.

But I don't recommend it

NEIN

Sex isn't magic

Its just healthy.

Oh wait I thought you said something else

I thought you said “waiting to marry” as like marrying when you’re 30+

@TriHelix why

Its 4:00PM somewhere

Imagine being a simp

imagine being a furry simp

<:disgusteng:595338918044500041>

That’s a double wammy

that's a double dammit

I used to be kinda simpy with this girl i met on Discord, mostly cause i hated myself

women are awful

It’s just a fucking cycle of trying to be extremely nice and over complimenting

men are great

Gay

<:tidepodpour:590855656526053376> i haven't done so with anyone on discord much less anyone irl

I feel nothing

Same

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

I don’t think i can ever feel romantic love ever again

Now *that's* gay

I'm worried about whether i even can