2008 2 electric boogaloo

I've seen some quite hot black female pornstars

@LmaoMoni I think they just fired you.

God just doesn't want me to get laid i think, i was so close to getting a date, now we're told not to go to restaurants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x_QbVDlLbI

God is the ultimate cockblock

Sometimes as the Bible says a man's got to rape

Thats the Quran friend

Hey. I didn't write that shit.

I almost found love in the mask aisle at home depot

Thats some crazy guys.

Who else is skiving shit in the UK despite the governments piss poor shit?

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun you know i am

Innit mate

Idk what the fuck I'm doing

I am probably not even going in tomorrow.

Also i have to get a bus to work

I DO BROOM BROOM

<:CrabRave:590859147541741583> ECONOMY IS GONE <:CrabRave:590859147541741583>

I thought you rode a broom @Steyr "Thick" Shotgun

my car has HALF LIFE stickers on it, be mega jelly

Take taxi, ask company to refund

I'm just playing the strings of fate. An amusing sight this world is for the moment.

Because you're a witch

Yeah, fuck not closing schools

im not going in

gonna neet

No. Hers is a vibrating broom.

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I am also not continuing my job

Steyr is no thot

Lol

Yet.

Mine is especially high risk

Unfortunately

I'm in a kitchen in a college with a high turnover of kids

Turning over kids is something that sounds right up your alley.

*insert Gret Thunberg*

HOW DARE YOU

I'm taking off the belt