Message from @Jokerfaic

Discord ID: 690001324774916107


2020-03-19 00:55:39 UTC  

I shall cease literal dicks

2020-03-19 00:55:49 UTC  

Even artistic dics

2020-03-19 00:55:54 UTC  

Mods proudly emulating the (early)catholic church, punishing education

2020-03-19 00:56:02 UTC  

I shall keep to the Jedi ways

2020-03-19 00:56:43 UTC  

In other news, We acheived exponential spread of Corona in NYC

2020-03-19 00:56:51 UTC  

excellent the reeducation has worked

2020-03-19 00:57:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/690000837983993887/Screenshot_20200318-184500_Chrome.jpg

2020-03-19 00:57:01 UTC  

oh yeah, saw something about that on the tv in the olive gardens

2020-03-19 00:57:19 UTC  

I'm just glad I already had it. Now I am contributing to heard immunity

2020-03-19 00:57:26 UTC  

are the new yorkers finally going to die

2020-03-19 00:57:27 UTC  

YES

2020-03-19 00:57:37 UTC  

NO MORE SHITTY DRIVERS COMING DOWN TO MY STATE FOR THE BEACHES

2020-03-19 00:57:38 UTC  

first crush was from new york

2020-03-19 00:57:44 UTC  

Oh at this rate we will have 12K cases by next Wednesday

2020-03-19 00:57:50 UTC  

Hell by Sundayu

2020-03-19 00:58:02 UTC  

The quarantine here is a joke

2020-03-19 00:58:13 UTC  

It's actually inspired me to start a quarantine review youtube series

2020-03-19 00:58:29 UTC  

I rank this quarantine 3 bubons out of 10

2020-03-19 00:58:29 UTC  

dude you have no idea how bad NY drivers are

2020-03-19 00:58:37 UTC  

they come down to here (NC) for our beaches

2020-03-19 00:58:55 UTC  

Dude you're not in the Greater Houston area

2020-03-19 00:58:56 UTC  

Coofers cummin' for a weekend cope

2020-03-19 00:59:11 UTC  

How's it in houston?

2020-03-19 00:59:18 UTC  

I know nothing of the Texas situation

2020-03-19 01:00:05 UTC  

I mean, in terms of pandemic effects, restaurants are still open, but the dining rooms are closed, so everything's take-out only

2020-03-19 01:00:11 UTC  

texas might be a good place to work at for Game design one day

2020-03-19 01:00:15 UTC  

i might move there

2020-03-19 01:00:17 UTC  

I was trying to refer to drivers

2020-03-19 01:00:20 UTC  

Here in NYC it's only take out

2020-03-19 01:00:28 UTC  

There's going to be a fuckton of bankruptcy

2020-03-19 01:00:37 UTC  

no NY drivers are the worse besides Cali drivers

2020-03-19 01:00:44 UTC  

NJ drivers tho

2020-03-19 01:00:54 UTC  

Cali drivers can be statistically proven to be shit drivers

2020-03-19 01:01:08 UTC  

there's something about being in a pretentious city that makes you a shit driver

2020-03-19 01:01:18 UTC  

is a turn signal a sign to speed the fuck up and pressure the guy in front of you who's trying to turn?

2020-03-19 01:01:21 UTC  

it is down here

2020-03-19 01:01:45 UTC  

I technically didn't grow up in Manhattan so I'm not like them

2020-03-19 01:01:48 UTC  

Thank the Lord

2020-03-19 01:01:51 UTC  

or how about trying to pass someone on their right on a street with no fucking passing lane

2020-03-19 01:01:58 UTC  

I grew up in the outer bay region

2020-03-19 01:02:07 UTC  

Where people were sane albeit idiots