and I'd give her a look likeshe's trying to fucking kill me

Microwaves are fine for quite a few prep jobs

yes but have they replaced ovens and grills?

no

Use the tools available to make the best thing possible

cauliflower was worse

its a useful kitchen application

not the main affair

Microwaves are good for a quick pie

Or do you prefer getting in your own way

just the smell of that shit wards me off like fuckin me-repellant

for quick dishes sous vide is literally a hindrance

you gonna cook me a quick dish in 15 mins?

oh wait no

I only use my microwave for my $100 salted steaks to be honest with you

there was this time when we were homeless, and money ran short, and food ran out

because it takes hours

we had to sit in the living room

and everyone had to try and stuff down a plate of microwaved cauliflower and cheese

Homeless

livingroom

so which is it

it wasn't our house

ah

fair continue

but yeah, so no one enjoyed it, but of course everyone gave me shit because try as I might I just couldn't get the shit down

bette than green peas

literally vomit inducing

no, see, peas and beans and celery and shit is fine

though I just don't like celery

but specificallu **cruciferous** vegitables

there is only one good kind of bean

just make me gag

baked beans

with molasses

Only vegetable I've ever felt truly disgusted by is avocado. Too mushy

you know

whats

disgusting?

have you ever had