Message from @Cryrosphere

Discord ID: 691891350735683645


2020-03-24 05:59:32 UTC  

KJUST LIKE REAL LIFE

2020-03-24 05:59:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/691888952491245639/images.png

2020-03-24 05:59:49 UTC  

and then hanged himself (Unlike Jeffrey Epstein)

2020-03-24 06:00:03 UTC  

the number 11 itself now only reminds me of this

2020-03-24 06:00:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/691889103058239488/christian-memes-5-5cbf0b663cbc1__700.png

2020-03-24 06:00:17 UTC  

I can't not snicker at an out-of-context 11

2020-03-24 06:00:35 UTC  

what's w/ the number 11?

2020-03-24 06:00:46 UTC  

I just posted the meme

2020-03-24 06:01:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/691889456000532490/8631d5a.png

2020-03-24 06:02:04 UTC  

@Timeward I still don't get it 🤷🏻

2020-03-24 06:02:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/691889594123157524/christian-memes-9-5cbf125aa8ae3__700.png

2020-03-24 06:02:46 UTC  

during a stream involving chris, sargon, shoe, skeptic, and a couple others that happened

2020-03-24 06:02:53 UTC  

this is refering to sarkeesian's rack

2020-03-24 06:02:57 UTC  

ahh

2020-03-24 06:03:58 UTC  

I love how the feminists are salty about the chinkyvirus destroying feminism <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2020-03-24 06:05:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/691890415321874482/dc1056f.png

2020-03-24 06:07:26 UTC  

*"The Primary Chronicle reports that in the year 987, after consultation with his boyars, Vladimir the Great sent envoys to study the religions of the various neighboring nations whose representatives had been urging him to embrace their respective faiths. The result is described by the chronicler Nestor. **Of the Muslim Bulgarians of the Volga the envoys reported there is no gladness among them, only sorrow and a great stench.[12] **He also reported that **Islam was undesirable due to its taboo against alcoholic beverages and pork.[19] Vladimir remarked on the occasion: "Drinking is the joy of all Rus'.** We cannot exist without that pleasure."[19] Ukrainian and Russian sources also describe Vladimir consulting with Jewish envoys and questioning them about their religion, but ultimately rejecting it as well, saying that their loss of Jerusalem was evidence that they had been abandoned by God."*

Based/redpilled Vlad <:coolgon:549370575701803019>

2020-03-24 06:07:41 UTC  

more like **Chad**imir the Great, amirite?

2020-03-24 06:08:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/691891176197849088/79e5980.png

2020-03-24 06:09:03 UTC  

^ 1 of those got killed and *didn't get better* <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2020-03-24 06:09:12 UTC  

Where’s the one with kaiser wilhelm

2020-03-24 06:09:23 UTC  

Where he replaces hitler in that pic

2020-03-24 06:09:58 UTC  

*"His emissaries also visited pre-schism Latin Rite Christian and Eastern Rite Christian missionaries.[citation needed] Ultimately Vladimir settled on Eastern Orthodox Christianity. **In the churches of the Germans his emissaries saw no beauty;** but at Constantinople, where the full festival ritual of the Byzantine Church was set in motion to impress them, they found their ideal: "We no longer knew whether we were in heaven or on earth", they reported, describing a majestic Divine Liturgy in Hagia Sophia, "nor such beauty, and we know not how to tell of it." Vladimir was impressed by this account of his envoys.[12]"*

Oof. So much for the eternal German <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2020-03-24 06:10:08 UTC  

bastards both of you

2020-03-24 06:10:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/691891591606173726/unknown.png

2020-03-24 06:11:13 UTC  

Lmao

2020-03-24 06:11:26 UTC  

`"In 988, having taken the town of Chersonesos in Crimea, he boldly negotiated for the hand of emperor Basil II's sister, Anna.[20] Never before had a Byzantine imperial princess, and one "born in the purple" at that, married a barbarian, as matrimonial offers of French kings and German emperors had been peremptorily rejected. In short, to marry the 27-year-old princess to a pagan Slav seemed impossible."`

Confirmed Chad

2020-03-24 06:11:33 UTC  

The absolute state of women born after 1995

2020-03-24 06:11:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/691892013444104232/dce395d-2.png

2020-03-24 06:13:07 UTC  

Vlad: "Basil, bro, you're gonna lemme marry your sister"
Basil: "I, uh... I'll have to think about it & get back to y-"
Vlad: "That wasn't a question."

2020-03-24 06:16:28 UTC  

Walt Disney wasn’t anti semitic

2020-03-24 06:16:49 UTC  

Just thought i’d point that out

2020-03-24 06:17:05 UTC  

`During his Christian reign, Vladimir lived the teachings of the Bible through acts of charity. He would hand out food and drink to the less fortunate, and made an effort to go out to the people who could not reach him. His work was based on the impulse to help one’s neighbors by sharing the burden of carrying their cross.[25] He founded numerous churches, including the Desyatinnaya Tserkov (Church, or Cathedral, of the Tithes) (989), established schools, protected the poor and introduced ecclesiastical courts. He lived mostly at peace with his neighbours, the incursions of the Pechenegs alone disturbing his tranquillity.[12]`

<:comfort:592107824826417204>

2020-03-24 06:17:12 UTC  

Good guy Vlad

2020-03-24 06:25:27 UTC  

St Vladimir

2020-03-24 06:25:36 UTC  

A Saint of Orthodoxy

2020-03-24 06:25:38 UTC  

<:comfort:592107824826417204>

2020-03-24 06:26:52 UTC  

`Upon the meeting with Muslim Bulgarians of the Volga, Vladimir found their religion unsuitable due to its requirement to circumcise and taboos against alcoholic beverages and pork`

no snip on snek