niggers

yes it's weird. you put your bodily fluids to project control

the resoning is weird af ngl

@svarozhyc Did you know that women actually did shit like this in the past?

I remember reading about some local superstitions of various countries.

Apparently, women in italy put their own menstrual blood in tomato sauce they prepared and served to the man they were in love with.

Supposeely to function as a love potion to make the men fall in love with them.

anyone watched Dispatches From Elsewhere yet?

I started listening to the long earth, it is interesting so far

makes intuitive sense proxies lol

what the fuuuuuck, menstrual blood in tomatos soup?

I had an aneurysm reading that and said soup instead of sauce

and spelled tomatoes wrong

lactaction lasagne

Thing is that I'm pretty sure I would know if there was blood in my soup.

<:Doubt:588038713938804760>

Would you?

Yeah.

I doubt it

The soup would hide the taste unless there was a lot of it

he doesnt know that chilli was his parents lmao

and even then

Do you think you would randomly think "This must be blood in my soup"

No, you would decide the soup was off and chuck it

hmm tastes a bit like nails

While they are both acids but they do taste somewhat different.

I hate being gay

But I hate women more

You might think it tastes a bit metallic with a sour flavor

Exactly

You won't think "Hmm, must be menstrual blood"

sour soups are bae

tomato soup is sour too

Tomatos are not normally metallic.

a slight hint of nails

it's just the spoon you big burly dumbo

I would go "The fuck this soup is tainted."

@svarozhyc what id your girlfriend packed your lunch full of her love?

And bybher love I mean femcum

It wouldn't click "blood in soup" unless someone mentioned there's this batshit crazy idea that your wife put her blood in it