Alright, now on 4th screwdriver.. feeling bold enough to fly the plane.. if I had to.

DO IT

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I'd have to incapacitate a couple of flight attendants, any air marshals, and concerned citizens.

So, nothing you couldn't handle....

Probably using a bottle of wine.

Unless the air marshal shot me.

ewww

yeah, the wine thing could be a show-stopper

alcohol abusse

Hollow point is necessary for this very reason

Smashing people over the head with a wine bottle?

empty wine bottle. got it

Nah, easier to grab a full one.

i suppse if for a good cause....

(Or, rather, partially full one.)

lol

The extra momentum would be useful.

(sure hope there aren't any glowies monitoring this chat)

Now, assuming I got all that done, I'd have to force/pick the lock on the door.

Sargon being mad at piece of shit Carlos Maza just made my day.

yeah, and odds are they have a second marshal incongito in the back

(And that's assuming the flight *attendants* didn't get a message to the pilots- which one would.)

Which would call and put in the hijack sqwak code.

yeah, bad day all around

Yeah.

of course, if it takes them 45 min to scrabble fighters again..

you might have a chance

And once I get to the pilots *they're* friggin' aware that I'm getting at it.

and with the new lockouts

can land the plane remotely in an emergency

Are you sure? Didn't help when that fella solo jacked the plane and crashed it in the drink.

not all planes; just some

Truth is, that once I'm at the door, all contenders incapacitated... I hope the pilots nosedive into a mountain whilst mocking me.

i though that was just a prop-job

LOL

that's what I"D be doing

sucker!

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