Vampires love blood. food and drink all in one

*i'll be serious when required. otherwise....*

That was one of my big takeaways from Boot - shit ain't serious.

Imagine paying to get tested then contract it right after the testing though, ahahaha

Vampires make the best lovers. They are great Neck-Romancers

we're sorry, we don't have enough needles

***so you're going to have to share***

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not enough needles? whats is the *point*?

people are incredibly stupid, especially during panic mode

Even if I had Coronachan I probably wouldn't test it.

coronachan? Is that new?

@Grampy_Jim you are new.

Simple- you self isolate and get excited for the "slight" immunity you'll develop

get them packets of soup and some cans of food, meds for fever and cough

is that better

you have no choice

Well you do but you shouldn't.

aside from the self isolate variable- ya you can go out and be a fuckhat that might be responsible for someone's death

sure

Aka what most people are doing.

unless asymptomatic, you won't want to leave your bed anyway

with my job I have no choice. I gotta work when dead. Fortunatly Dr. Frank is good with electricity

How about you don't be a faggot, and self isolate if you have symptoms?

I have many symptoms

My family made the ultimate power move and ordered Chinese food last night

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none of them are real.

And I went to church today when the rest of the churches were closed due to WuFlu

Orthodox are chads

rain or shine. snow or whatever virus. the mail has to move

This virus ain’t shit

No it doesnt @Grampy_Jim

I got kung pao and Christ on my side

share your spit by kissing these holy bone relics @spooky ducc

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or you're no true orthodox...

I took communion on the same spoon

Good enough tbh

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even worse