Message from @Laucivol

Discord ID: 688983663894986831


2020-03-16 05:24:50 UTC  

I prefer that. I only get groans. no anger

2020-03-16 05:25:50 UTC  

assuming one should care about what 90% of this cesspool of autism thinks.

2020-03-16 05:26:02 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2020-03-16 05:27:28 UTC  

That is up to you and them. But I must ask... If you feel that way.. Why are you even here? *shrugs* mind me not if I think it is a valid inquiry.

2020-03-16 05:28:16 UTC  

you must be new here

2020-03-16 05:28:20 UTC  

Cult of the Cruciform Sword
We protect the Holy Grail from Indiana Jones.

2020-03-16 05:28:28 UTC  

*Sign me up*

2020-03-16 05:29:39 UTC  

Ooh

2020-03-16 05:30:39 UTC  

Heavens Gate Cult
We all commit suicide when the Hale–Bopp comet comes around so we can get on board a spaceship that takes us to heaven!
*Sounds legit!*

2020-03-16 05:31:23 UTC  

I bought a time share of the brooklyn bridge. it sounded legit

2020-03-16 05:31:44 UTC  

Pfft

2020-03-16 05:31:46 UTC  

Time share?

2020-03-16 05:31:49 UTC  

Please

2020-03-16 05:31:54 UTC  

You got snaked

2020-03-16 05:31:54 UTC  

it is, you need to inquire with the hobos

2020-03-16 05:32:04 UTC  

I’ve already bought the entire bridge

2020-03-16 05:32:20 UTC  

Got a receipt and everything

2020-03-16 05:32:25 UTC  

Totes legit

2020-03-16 05:33:18 UTC  

I learned that eating used cat litter cures the corona virus. I bought to much and am willing to share

2020-03-16 05:34:02 UTC  

wait, what about your time share

2020-03-16 05:35:06 UTC  

Too late, sucka, I already got it.

2020-03-16 05:35:16 UTC  

DMs, yo.

2020-03-16 05:35:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/688983744748716032/3e2067b4-9ec3-4d1a-963e-4a94248c3af1.png

2020-03-16 05:35:28 UTC  

part of the year I can live on top of the bridge. sucks for me though. I got winter

2020-03-16 05:35:53 UTC  

Y'know.. she's not wrong, though. @King Canuck

2020-03-16 05:35:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/688983873522368519/a14a9db.jpg

2020-03-16 05:36:15 UTC  

Legit cult

2020-03-16 05:36:20 UTC  

Cult of the frog

2020-03-16 05:36:24 UTC  

All hail Pepe

2020-03-16 05:36:30 UTC  

Though, make sure they pay for the blood.

2020-03-16 05:36:45 UTC  

Because nothing in this life is free. XD

2020-03-16 05:36:47 UTC  

Paying for blood, Ugh.

2020-03-16 05:36:52 UTC  

Cult of the Frog? I heard it is no more. it Croaked

2020-03-16 05:36:56 UTC  

"Oooh man I better test myself, better go get in line so I test negative but expose myself to people that might definitely have it" society big brain moment.

2020-03-16 05:37:12 UTC  

They pay *you* to give blood.

2020-03-16 05:37:35 UTC  

Spent effort on generating the cells.. may as well profit off of it.

2020-03-16 05:37:49 UTC  

Costs money to get food and drink, afterall.

2020-03-16 05:38:14 UTC  

Vampires love blood. food and drink all in one

2020-03-16 05:39:20 UTC  

*i'll be serious when required. otherwise....*

2020-03-16 05:40:08 UTC  

That was one of my big takeaways from Boot - shit ain't serious.

2020-03-16 05:42:24 UTC  

Imagine paying to get tested then contract it right after the testing though, ahahaha