Message from @King Canuck

Discord ID: 691891116236341289


2020-03-24 05:59:25 UTC  

Kek.

2020-03-24 05:59:53 UTC  

Probably the 2 most popular porn catagories tbh

2020-03-24 06:05:01 UTC  

@Tubby the Skelly Bones honestly tho, I was worried as a capeshit fan that IW would be awkward when all these tonally different characters met

2020-03-24 06:05:12 UTC  

What I most dreaded was the "WHAAA? MAGIC IS REAAALLLL?"

2020-03-24 06:05:17 UTC  

kind of reactions

2020-03-24 06:05:40 UTC  

But naw, Tony Stark meets Dr.Strange and it's like "Okay, guess wizards are real. I've seen some shit, this isn't a huge stretch for me. Moving on."

2020-03-24 06:05:56 UTC  

that meeting is when I was sure the team knew what they were doing

2020-03-24 06:06:47 UTC  

them they made cpt marvel

2020-03-24 06:06:58 UTC  

Honestly, now that I've had time to stew on CM

2020-03-24 06:07:01 UTC  

I still don't like it but like

2020-03-24 06:07:05 UTC  

I'm not furious

2020-03-24 06:07:13 UTC  

Jesus Christ we almost hit 400K yesterday, glad the numbers didn't hold me to my words, I was really prepared to do something fucking retarded.

2020-03-24 06:07:37 UTC  

CAN WE GET %))

2020-03-24 06:07:37 UTC  

Lots of bad choices, not one of my favourites, but I appreciated a few ideas, like making skrulls more heroic was interesting and fresh, young fury was fun

2020-03-24 06:07:39 UTC  

500

2020-03-24 06:07:43 UTC  

reality is- we are well above 400K, I know

2020-03-24 06:07:50 UTC  

but yeah like

2020-03-24 06:08:02 UTC  

i want the true numbers out of china

2020-03-24 06:08:08 UTC  

I didn't like brie much, Carol needs some better motivation to do things, make sure her power feels balanced against whatever she fights next time

2020-03-24 06:08:11 UTC  

17 million dead in china

2020-03-24 06:08:16 UTC  

but I'm not furious about it

2020-03-24 06:08:21 UTC  

oh the dead phone lines?

2020-03-24 06:08:31 UTC  

17 MILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2020-03-24 06:08:37 UTC  

and rising

2020-03-24 06:08:43 UTC  

they still got 1.4billion

2020-03-24 06:08:55 UTC  

chinks aplenty

2020-03-24 06:09:17 UTC  

China slapped their dicks on pandora's box, now the world must suffer

2020-03-24 06:10:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/691891718013976587/meta-chart.png

2020-03-24 06:10:41 UTC  

fucking retards

2020-03-24 06:10:42 UTC  

quick pie chart

2020-03-24 06:10:54 UTC  

the red-orange slice represents 17,000,000 dead

2020-03-24 06:11:05 UTC  

for now

2020-03-24 06:11:08 UTC  

the green is the other 1,383,000,000 still alive

2020-03-24 06:11:11 UTC  

is a damn virus, not a bomb

2020-03-24 06:11:11 UTC  

So like

2020-03-24 06:11:18 UTC  

So like, that's not country-ending

2020-03-24 06:11:20 UTC  

but that's a wound

2020-03-24 06:11:23 UTC  

and it's still going

2020-03-24 06:11:32 UTC  

so like- take your canuck autism elsewhere

2020-03-24 06:11:34 UTC  

pandemic, day ????: we've run out of rats

2020-03-24 06:11:39 UTC  

Fuck u