Message from @DrWittMDPhD

Discord ID: 510717915864104960


2018-11-10 07:26:33 UTC  

the fact is we choose to believe in truth because it suits us

2018-11-10 07:26:52 UTC  

it's easier than guessing

2018-11-10 07:27:00 UTC  

or thinking we may not know

2018-11-10 07:27:06 UTC  

I prefer my truths to be inconvenient.

2018-11-10 07:27:16 UTC  

that's a bias too

2018-11-10 07:27:21 UTC  

but i guess i agree

2018-11-10 07:27:27 UTC  

Did you see this meme in <#398973785426100234> @Jasse? I feel like this would be a great timeline, and it would actually be morally clean.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/510717108452327424/1533196488363.png

2018-11-10 07:28:28 UTC  

what I liked the most about Trump getting elected is that it brought both political parties to be full-blown conspiracy theorists

2018-11-10 07:28:36 UTC  

and they don't even realize it

2018-11-10 07:28:41 UTC  

Well then. It looks like Stalin was the real villian all along.

2018-11-10 07:28:44 UTC  

but they still talk shit

2018-11-10 07:28:55 UTC  

That's retarded. 9/11 was literally done by Bush lizards

2018-11-10 07:29:01 UTC  

That's actually indisputable

2018-11-10 07:29:27 UTC  

9/11 was done by rotating the building into the planes since the Earth is round and turns!

2018-11-10 07:29:41 UTC  

how about this, have you heard anyone say that the vandalism protest was orchestrated by conservatives?

2018-11-10 07:29:43 UTC  

Wait that's actually a great idea

2018-11-10 07:29:48 UTC  

>revives the german economy

2018-11-10 07:29:52 UTC  

Use the rotation of the earth to swing the towers into an airport

2018-11-10 07:30:20 UTC  

Fuckin globe earthers false flagging my Iraq war

2018-11-10 07:30:23 UTC  

or how about that Trump is a wealthy businessman and he is the one to end the government being controlled by wealthy businessmen

2018-11-10 07:30:39 UTC  

Well I have to defend my boys on that one

2018-11-10 07:30:46 UTC  

you aren't one of those round earthers, are you?

2018-11-10 07:30:52 UTC  

The point they are trying to make is that he has money on his own

2018-11-10 07:31:03 UTC  

honestly if there are two angles of shadow on the moon then that shit was faked

2018-11-10 07:31:07 UTC  

He's not as beholden to the money gays when he already is a money gay

2018-11-10 07:31:55 UTC  

secondly if we have crepuscular rays on Earth then it shows that the sun is local and in our atmosphere since otherwise the rays would be pinpointed and not branch out in all directions if the sun would be larger than our planet

2018-11-10 07:31:59 UTC  

basic shit, people

2018-11-10 07:32:19 UTC  

*talks into watch* they're not ready

2018-11-10 07:32:33 UTC  

i'm just impressed you worked crepusclar into an actual fucking sentence

2018-11-10 07:32:35 UTC  

Yeah I was not paying enough attention to that shit

2018-11-10 07:32:38 UTC  

hahahaha

2018-11-10 07:32:44 UTC  

i love conspiracy theory

2018-11-10 07:32:53 UTC  

oh what about reptilians

2018-11-10 07:32:56 UTC  

that one's fun

2018-11-10 07:33:24 UTC  

also, its fucking 12:30

2018-11-10 07:33:29 UTC  

reptilians have been around much longer than mammals but we're the ones to evolve the most in a fraction of a fraction of that span

2018-11-10 07:33:32 UTC  

Only if you're gay

2018-11-10 07:33:53 UTC  

shit. witt is on the west coast

2018-11-10 07:33:55 UTC  

Maybe you're gay

2018-11-10 07:34:03 UTC  

Wait what the fuck