oh shit i read that wrong

what's wrong with being dead?

also i was referring to jesus

He's dead. And the fucking Twitter idiots decided to attack him and foul his grave.

you got something against dead people?

I DO

i read over the kid part

Dead people are lazy, they don't do nuffin

i guess.

dead people got it easy

some of them just lie around taking up space all day

Exactly!

what if they are turned into zombies?

but at least they aren't crapping on the streets

Terrible hygiene too

philosophical zombies

do zombies crap though?

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Zombie Socrates would be the best zombie

cause they still eat flesh

he would be the most logical zombie

Can't even poison him anymore

where else would it go?

Get fucked Greece

don't believe they digest it though

then where does it go?

out the back

it's more an impulse

They just keep eating until the stomach rips open.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungry_ghost

oh yea the body isnt producing stomach acid anymore

it's like hungry ghosts who can't eat, but feel an intense need to

maybe the infection is?

the virus animating the body can also be breaking down material in the chest cavity?

we have to scientifically prove this

they do have flesh eating and even bone eating diseases

quick someone start the apocalypse

Do we have to create a zombie virus and then infect all of Israel with it now?

what makes you think it hasn't already begun?

the npc virus?

no israel has to be infected last