There’s a female condom and it’s so fucking weird

Wait, what feeling sucks?

Waiting to find out if you accidentaly got a chick pregnant

*Like you’d know....virgin*

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I've never had sex and I know that feeling

Fuck off m8

I have a barn full of horny ass animals

Okay goat fucker

And that's where I make my exit

*Turns the door knob and walks away*

Didn’t know we had a Muslim in the server

You never want to burn your eyes out more than when you walk into your rabbits fucking each other

Fucking it?

Never heard it put like that

Ooof

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*and no,I do not fuck my animals*

My boy dogs humps our girl dog all the time and it’s annoying. They’re both fixed but he still try’s to get some

Lmao my dog humps everything that moves

AND HE HAS NO BALLS

Problem is, the 2 rabbits I get the glory of seeing fuck *are both boys*

LITTLE HORNY FUCKER

WOAH WOAH

LEMME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE

Caps

oof

Animals just go off scent, they don’t do gender. If you smell like you wanna mate then they’ll do it

I know that now

I've also seen 2 girl bunnies humping eachother

Lol

My girl dog humped my arm a couple times. What the fuck about my arm says I wanna mate

She’s a chihuahua

A easy little push got her off me thankfully

***YIP YIP MOTHERFUCKER***

I am not a dog person

You’re a anime sugoi person

Operator where’d you go nigga

I get my anime reccomendations from Buzzfeed!

Lmao I've got a 100 pound lab

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