The entire premise of Dante is that he doesn't need to edgelord to be cool.

im watching batman ninja

does that make me a weeb now

its on netflix why god

do you torment me

I hate when characters SMOKE AND DRINK to get across that they're tough. It has the opposite effect on me, I roll my eyes.

Who's ready for the cowboy bebop live action series

"I'm wolverine and I want a beer" Good for you, you vice chasing moron.

I smoke drink and fuck

and I am tough

ty vm

"I'm wolverine and I smoke cigars" Why

Doesn't the regeneration sorta chase out what the nicotine does.

Because he has reg-

cause cigars are awsome

ever smoke one

He regenerates so fast that he wouldn't even be able to get buzzed by these things

Captain America regenerates slower, and HE can't get buzzed from alcohol.

you dont smoke it for the buzz

@Schedrevka I'm not.
If Death Note and Ghost in the Shell have taught me anything, it's that Netflix will always kill original-to-live action.

That's why he needs cigars though. I'm pretty sure he inhales the smoke canonically which is not what you're supposed to do with them as a normal human

you smoke it for the enjoyment

Enjoyment of fuckin' wot

you wouldnt understand

your a female

And he doesn't have to worry about the health effects

you need apenis

you lack the equipment

Smoke a dick lol

ya its like smoking cock

you prob do that alot

Yeah like Wolverine

wait no

lol

lmao

wham

that de evolved quickly

WAAMU

I've never felt like that was a big part of who Wolverine was. Like it's not a defining aspect of him, just something he does like people in real life

Wolverine should have been a chiropractor

Why not