https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1068625020958724096?s=19

Is this the cursed timeline or the blessed one?

When a guy that eats fresh shit is calling himself the ancient one, and is dabbling with anime to be in with the subculture of millennials, I think we are cursed

the other day i was wondering why lightning exists

then it stuck me

Is that typo an ironic meme

i was quite shocked

idk

i put random in the chat sometimes

If you edit it to be "struck" I'll delete my comments and no oen will be the wiser

Mcaffee also fucked a whale

Literally

Uh wtf

Tell me that story

Apparently he met a tribe of people who have a whale fucking contest

And he participated

Wtf is that supposed to look like? How big of a whale?

How do they know who wins?

It is like tag, there are no winners, you just do it for the game.

At that point it's not a contest

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1067415394279936000?s=20

I was wrong, he didn't even do it for a contest

He just fucked a whale cos he wanted to

How does someone even fuck a whale? I would think that they're too big for a human dick to even do anything

Unless McAfee is another rasputin I guess

It's a very good question

I have no idea

an actual whale, or a feminist whale?

Idk if you can get feminist whales in some primitive hunter gatherer island culture

the actual whale would at least be less repulsive maybe?

Well yeah they're majestic creatures, and also they're in the water so they aren't as dirty, plus their weight isn;t in folds which creates and stores more dirt

Fun fact, orca whales have their own language

They're really intelligent creatures

Do they have Pornhub? Checkmate whale earthers

Do you guys think there's a civilization of underwater people, and they live so deep that they can't reach the surface

No

They don't know the surface like how we don't know the bottom of the oceans

Idk if there are enough resources to create an advanced civilization underwater, let alone that deep

That's from our perspective though, another species would have different needs

Yeah but how do you forge metals underwater

They'd be very limited in just that one avenue of tech