That's exactly why I want it

For the cringe

if you cut off a limb you can claim disability payments

Nitro gay @taekahn

oh, and forgot trans-species, trans-age and other bullshit

I agree.

Nitro gay IPA now on tap

I just wish i had the cross server emotes

i just identify as 3 limbed though... saves me the trouble

I can probably chemically blind one eye and apply for legally blind

For a free dog

then u can wear a fancy eye patch

And a dog

No such thing as a free dog, you gotta feed it

and bathe it

Well they didn't call you tripod for nothing amirite?

and clothe it

do something to youyr eye you know science will be able to fix soon

Clothing? @taekahn

wtf

Get a real dog

I won't judge you.

And no clothing needed

trans-organic, I need cyborg parts!

Dogs deserve a decent pair of pants

gdi, their junk just hangs out

I may get some in the future @Misomania

Tbh

flapping in the open

If anything happens

give them some dignity

Like finger loss

well I have a tiny dog and she needs a little coat it fucking freezing out there

I would like a prosthetic

For gits and shiggles

my lab is happy as hell rolling in snow as if she can't feel it at all

I had a boxer

dog + snow = fun

well, dog = fun

He died when I was 12

Rip