Message from Bodark Actual in P A T R I O T wave #general
Ohio has mothman in Gallipoli
It wouldn't surprise me, I know we have skin walkers out near the res but beyond that not really
Thankfully I'm nestled in the city now, not overly concerned about running into them anymore
Kentucky has the goat man skinwalker
Last one I saw was a wolf
Big ass fucking thing
Just didn't look right, y'know? Like the dimensions were wrong
I've never seen a cryptid
Seen some spirits tho
Seen those too
Lotta weird shit out there
Spirits are more common where I live
Not a lot of cryptids in OH other than mothman who is on the southeast side of the state
We don't have too many here either, unless they're passing through
I'm a fan of cryptid hunting. More so (((synagogues))) they have the spookiest kind of cryptids
I don't fuck around with spiritual beings
I mean its a good rule of thumb. But sometimes you find them, or they find you
If I see one I cast it out immediately
I fucked with em in high school and my parents house became haunted as a reuslt
I'd prefer to prevent that from happening at my current house
I wear a simple silver pendant, and just generally don't fuck with shit. Theres a spirit in the house we just bought, but it's a good one. I think it's the Elderly lady that owned the home. She and her husband built it in 1952, raised 5 kids here. I think shes still attached, and she doesn't bother me much. Some nights I feel like theres someone in the room, and usually the room feels just a little warmer. (Theres no heat in my bedroom). She seems like she's just kinda watching over her home and its occupants, and I can't say I'm that annoyed with it.
She just chills tbh, I think she likes having people here, even if we can't really interact with her.
That's kinda creepy yet interesting af
Eh she seems fine. 99% sure she took my lighters though.
Either that or cats got really fucking smart at doors
But like, why lighters?
I already have enough people that steal em, dont need ghosts joining in
A little drunk rn. But just now I love and appreciate y'all.
Love you too, bud
Request fire mission on this page alone
Give it holy hell fire
@FloperatorFatty bruh, I'm pretty sure its a satire page. Either that or Poes law has gone so so outta whack
We don't do page fire missions
Its so outlandish that even if it isnt originally intended as satire, its satire
making tamagoyaki tonight, kings, I'm getting better at making them compared to yesterday