Just take the bus to a different location then shitpost from there

> implying I live in a town of more thant 1500 people with a regularly operating transit system

Did I stutter

TAKE the bus

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and shove it half way toward the first bend in your colon

yeah

I got it pangu

B Y F O R C E

but I DUN TOLD YO ASSZ

owo

MA CRAB DICC IS TU SMOL

I'm hoping inna if yall want to talk for a bit

They got lil packers on Bad Dragon if ya need

yeah I'm gonna throw onnafilm if we can pick on

o n e

Esp about theoreticals

Slap a bad dragon on the drivers seat and go for your r o u t e

When I get my rifle I will eventually put a horsecock bayonet on the end of it.

Somehow troll CNN into posting a picture of it as a new high kill count accessory.

Pls

Tac sac

Wait a sec hear me out

Slathered with "military grade" hot sauce

tac sac grip + horsecock bayonet + fleshlight with an optic smooshed through it on top.

God yes

It'll fuck up the enemy

I'm so glad to be here, I haven't laughed with friends like this since I moved here.

I mean your moral is gonna tank when cans of alphabet soup start dropping to wiggledick ARs

@Schadraquetor would that make it a sexual assault rifle? 🤔

Probably, don't worry though if you're in NY I think some sexual assault crimes you get off without bail now.

For when it comes to legit statements and talking about theoreticals I
A: Am merely a constitutionalist who wishes to see it be upheld by our own government
B: Plead the 5th

My rifle identifies as a transgunder hermaphrodite

@Bodark Actual we paint creepy pedo faces on your ARs instead of anime girls

lmao

I mean remember to: never talk to police, and also never talk to police. If you're caught in a pickle for any reason or no reason whatsoever, that's your best immediate action. They're not on your side and talking to them will never work to your benefit.

"" We're Gaymin now ""

Otherwise we should always be exercising our rights to freedom of speech.

If we're too intimidated then we've already lost.

I mean I did study law and stuff

@Schadraquetor you're not *wrong*