"Why would I use a fork? This arbitrary shaped tool"

Because the fork is useful, you fuck.

but like

strangely my dogs know what is going on, they LOVE christmas more human ever could

whats the use of easter my dude

real talk

christmas is about spending epic time with family and friends

is it?

ye s

at least for me

or is it about trying to hurt as many people as possible?

getting gifts isn't important, but appreciated

@taekahn no, that's valentine's day

maybe if i cared about anyone other than my mother i would love the holidays

if you already care about your mam, then yo can already enjoy chirstmas

you green fuck

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not gonna lie this is me when i :egge:

unepic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/523368100658282496.png?v=1

wat

Acting retarded on purpose still makes me wince.

Please cease.

i feel censored

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you are

@Scribblehatch who says im acting? 🤔 🤔 🤔

drunken gaming night is always a good reason for christmas as an adult though

Christmas says you, bah humbug says i

discord is making my cpu go up to 100%

yeah if my family didnt give so many fucks about the stupid drinking age i would be able to enjoy that, i'm 19

thanks electron, very cool!

"Who says I'm"

This is part of the bit.

You think you're giving a clever response here

Sounds like you need a new family

thanks for your input 👌

But I've seen it **so many times**

You're unoriginal.

Who cares

god i cant wait till my grandmother dies