@Furlong, how do you define yourself?

Might also be the refresh rate?

only rocket league doens't work for me, too twitchy

@Lord Inquisitor H.J. Fleischmann excuse me, what?

How is a Furlong defined?

I wanted to see if you knew that your name was a measurement.

oh

XD

A friend of mine made the same joke

How did you end up choosing that name?

He's a pain sometimes.

Only some of the time?

Well, i'm a furry. and i had to come up with a name for my fursona, and i suck at creating names, so i used that as a temporarely permanent placeholder

Ah.

Its based on a character from Swat Katz, it was one of my favorite cartoons when i was a kid

So, how are you guys doing?

I am currently rather happy after I scared a child.

And how did you do that?

I explained to her why she could not have alcohol and why she could not simply stop taking her medication by explaining how drug addiction worked.

oh

She was not scared... Now I am sad.

=/

Try telling her some horror stories before she goes to sleep

About stuff like werewolves and the dogman, chances are she will either get scarred, or she might become a werewolf enthusiast

Really? You want us to promote your lifestyle by horror stories?

I have failed...

I can no longer scare little children.

You overestimate the nature of fear.

WE ARE THE FURRY, LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED!
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Hahaha

You underestimate the power of apathy.

And you underestimate the power of a fandom

Active resistance may be futile, but apathy works well.

@Lord Inquisitor H.J. Fleischmann try wearing a MAGA hat and tell her that alcohol makes people vote Trump

Apathy is stronger than MAGA, it makes people not vote.

I can not, she is Canadian.

Oh no, canadians!

🇨🇦😱

I once planned to migrate to Canada in the future, but then Trudeau+Regressivism happened and i changed my mind...

Apathy wins again.

ya, i wonder why there is no calls for a wall on the northern border...