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awesome

This Cody guy is really strange, Tim

Jesus was just an anchor baby so god could get Roman citizenship

Um. No.

God raped virgin Mary

Lol how long until they say that?

Four months

How long until they #MeToo God?

@Swedishmafia101 they already say pregnancy itself is rape.

Oh

Well I suppose we should all die then

https://medium.com/@artscisarah/jesus-was-a-rape-baby-98e652f2d8f8

I meant pregnancy

Found it 😃

What. The. Fuck.

Hell is real and feminism is going there.

> Jesus was a rape baby
> We should have aborted Jesus
I don't think that makes as much sense as she thought it would.

Btw

I am genuinely offended by this

you should write a letter of complaint

I am a relatively fit person and I work out regularly. And I am now told that my own body is too offensive for FaceBook.

why not have your next ad campaign being that your body is too good for facebook?

bam

i just saved your career

I wonder where they draw the line

Because it seems like they are saying abs are offensive

they are

to fat people

fat people who probably have to lean foward in order to see their feet below them

hey, there are fit women who have to lean forward to see their feet 😉

🙄

🤔

Either way...

I believe I can concocted a formula to measure a man's belly fat

**I can share it with you for only $19.99**

lol

all you have to do is watch what he eats for a period of time

he also probably has to eat less too

just eating in a mirror won't just solve the non-flat stomach situation