I HATE THEM

and the racers sabotage each other

Yeah

Still possible to survive

the only reason why anyone lives is because of cartoonish violence

If.you have reflexes of a jedi

I am biased

you're ignoring what the movie directly shows lol

So I accept and recognize all the criticism

there are like two survivors of that race, and one of them is space jesus

but this is apparently an industry

But it doesn't stop me from loving them

how about no

Pods can have safety measures

theyre ship engines attached by cables to an open cockpit

Also anakin is space judas

Ain't jesus

General Kenobi is Jesus

Don't you know

no, Anakin is space Jesus

>there was no father

There is a thing

Wait a min

Yeah

Anakin is god

Anakin is literally a virgin birth prophecized to make everything okay again (and he does)

Not jesus

Anakin is the incarnate of the force

Yeah

He is Jesus

But

it's very clearly Lucas' intent

He's not subtle
at all

What the fuck

What is this image

fan theory

This is Jesus

and ofcourse it uses frank the rabbit

If we're just counting Lucas' contributions, Anakin is space Jesus

And you can't fool me