Message from @Khanclansith

Discord ID: 538851451808776216

xorgy
2019-01-26 22:41:40 UTC  

dude it's hard

xorgy
2019-01-26 22:41:44 UTC  

I tried to get a friend out

Skeptisk
2019-01-26 22:41:45 UTC  

Maduro is just a common criminal.

xorgy
2019-01-26 22:41:52 UTC  

she's still there

Strufa
2019-01-26 22:41:57 UTC  

marry her

Strufa
2019-01-26 22:42:02 UTC  

That always works kek

xorgy
2019-01-26 22:42:19 UTC  

that was on the table but somehow it didn't work?

ThreeOfOne
2019-01-26 22:42:21 UTC  

👌🏻

xorgy
2019-01-26 22:42:22 UTC  

I don't remember the details

xorgy
2019-01-26 22:42:31 UTC  

haven't been able to contact her for the last ~3 months

Strufa
2019-01-26 22:42:35 UTC  

cuba is i the middle

xorgy
2019-01-26 22:42:35 UTC  

it's pretty fucked

Strufa
2019-01-26 22:42:36 UTC  

fucking cuba

ThreeOfOne
2019-01-26 22:42:49 UTC  

*Sorry, we could not calculate directions from "Venezuela" to "United States"*

xorgy
2019-01-26 22:42:55 UTC  

lel

ThreeOfOne
2019-01-26 22:42:58 UTC  

guess you're fucked @Strufa

xorgy
2019-01-26 22:43:10 UTC  

We could put together a Tim Boat

Strufa
2019-01-26 22:43:13 UTC  

na i have money to leave this place

Strufa
2019-01-26 22:43:16 UTC  

the problem is where to go

Khanclansith
2019-01-26 22:43:17 UTC  

You might be able to get Refugee status in Canada. but that isn't very good these days

xorgy
2019-01-26 22:43:26 UTC  

@Strufa what skills do you have

Strufa
2019-01-26 22:43:31 UTC  

well

xorgy
2019-01-26 22:43:52 UTC  

and how much actual money do you have (as an order of magnitude)?

xorgy
2019-01-26 22:44:25 UTC  

by actual money I mean U.S. dollars

Strufa
2019-01-26 22:44:44 UTC  

i have a degree in biochemistry and a diploma ocupational health, i know how to speak english and hate the comunism

Khanclansith
2019-01-26 22:44:52 UTC  

Didn't the Government ban possestion of USD by the people in Venezuela?

Strufa
2019-01-26 22:45:02 UTC  

na just the goverment

Strufa
2019-01-26 22:45:10 UTC  

arround 1500

Strufa
2019-01-26 22:45:17 UTC  

and a ticket to anywhere i want

Strufa
2019-01-26 22:45:20 UTC  

so yeah not much

Strufa
2019-01-26 22:45:50 UTC  

also i dont think anyone will accept my degree anywhere tho

Strufa
2019-01-26 22:46:00 UTC  

since it was done in Venezuela

ThreeOfOne
2019-01-26 22:51:51 UTC  

Also, in BC2 you end up fighting Russians in Bolivia so you never know, maybe Russia will be kind enough to start WW3 by occupying your country ~~and cure my depression~~

Strufa
2019-01-26 22:52:30 UTC  

maybe i could gain the "War refugee status" if i go to spain or something i guess

Khanclansith
2019-01-26 22:53:11 UTC  

Spain, Canada, would be your best bets I would guess

Strufa
2019-01-26 22:53:40 UTC  

Yep i think the only problem is that i dont have anyone to receive me there

Skeptisk
2019-01-26 22:57:59 UTC  

Read about "chesting"? The method is to discourage male attention towards females by flattening the tits... Another diversity-'enrichment'...

momoneymoproblems
2019-01-26 22:58:52 UTC  

someone linked that shit, super fucked, burning your tits off literally

Skeptisk
2019-01-26 22:59:25 UTC  

I read about this just 5 minutes ago. So, what a frigging surprise.

Skeptisk
2019-01-26 23:00:36 UTC  

And Trump wants US out of Afghanistan in 18 months....