You'd need too much power

that's what the Rick and Morty viewers are for

maga

Also, it'd be like, okay Chinese warship, just say right there for like an hour or so whilst we microwave your ship

That's right, just... Yep... There

Xie Xie

end the chinese rightly by unscrewing and throwing the pommel at them

@BlueAndBlack or rather, portable energy system and a magnetic attachment to the armor of the enemy? maybe even setup as a mine?

pommel launchers are clearly the future

Like a nuclear reactor?

i know

a nuclear reactor launcher!

I dunno miso, can't we just detonate a nuke on top of them? Isn't that simpler?

we just need a name

If it's small enough it won't be very detectable

and a compact reactor

2 phase mines? one phase to soften and the rest to detonate and explode the fragments into it as a shaped charge?

(can you see how dumb I think 21st century weapons are?)

chinese just ddos you as their main weapon anyway

Haha, Chinese DDoS'ers and bots are a large problem for vulnerable systems.

hmm

Eventually we'll just have a kills switch to all the nodes that go to China

My first server was exploited by some chinese bots because I didn't configure security properly

tfw the chinese block access to american websites but still ddos america

So the second something happens, bam, China can't access the outside world and no one will give a fuck

@momoneymoproblems oh wow, I've actually never thought about that

yeah, as a practical matter I need to block most chinese address ranges

@BlueAndBlack it was a weapon from some scifi I watched but cannot remember it. Magnetic dual phase mines. Softens and heated the armor and then used a shapedcharge from the remaining reactor to detonate toward the ship in space... want to say babylon 5 when the shadows in it had a minefield around their home planet

It literally must be coming from a government agency

chinese always 3 steps ahead in their cyber game

Not really, if we can come to this conclusion here I'm certain the five eyes have already come to this conclusion

we need barron trump to lead us to a new cyber age

Chinese intelligence is extremely overrated

chinese might not have great intel but they just fuck with your countries servers

who cares about info when you stop the other nation transmitting their own

don't need great intel when you have a government full of never trump leakers and enough money to pay whatever is needed to them

also the best hacks are the ones you never know happened

Yeah they've got leakers and technically spies and all that

that they get to manafacture our boards and can put whatever they want on them

using tech we create to spy on ourselves with

I actually completely trust the five eyes in this situation